The only thing that will happen there is a magical pile of **** appearing on top of the freshly dug hole.
No, what will happen is you will go head first into the wood chipper.
I gave SouthernFried my address and the coward didn't dare to show up. He knows better. He never served, stolen valor. fried I live rent free in your mind. You got banned from democraticunderground, YES you did
SouthernFried, clean your daddies tool, it has your excrement smeared all over it