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Cannonpointer » Yesterday, 8:56 pm » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 8:56 pm

You're trying to confuse me. You know implicitly, just from reading me, how much I would love scrapple - and not merely for its honest, down to earth, white-trash taste. For its unwillingness to waste any part of the hog. For its "by God I'll eat it if it used to move" ethic. 

And you know that babaganoush tastes better than it should, simply because of the name. I break my "nothing green" rule when arugala is put on my plate. And it's not for taste but for irony that I order the pasta putanesca. It's physically impossible to stop me from treating a table to a pu pu platter. 

What was I saying? ****, you got me rattled. 

There is a solution..

Veggie Scrapple is super good.  And it ain't got no snouts, hooves, or anus in it.

If you need some scrapple, let me know.  We got plenty here.  How the Ahmish make it is so cool.  There is a mobile harvest and production crew that goes from farm to farm. The Ahmish scrapple is not cheap, and to be honest I like RAPA better. But we have several brands here.

Come to think of it, scrapple is not cheap anymore.  The veggie version might be the best version.

I saw a youtube video of a woman going through Walmart and sharing the nutrition information and the "THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS BIO ENGINEERED FOOD PRODUCTS". I went and looked at the cheap bagles I have been buying and was "Oh ****!". I am afraid to look much further.  In the same video there was a plant where they took a few cells of an egg and spurted out an entire chicken every 7 seconds from a vat at the end of the line..   I have eaten the nuggets before.  It's probably more harmful to me than getting vaxed.

I see a return to common sense consumerism in the future, which might actually make America healthy again out of neccessity to keep the bank account postive.

Homemade Real Pumpernickle Bread is on my list,  Hydrogen Peroxide can replace 27 products we buy everyday.  a 50 Gallon drum of 100% could be liquid gold in the apocalypse.