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I am not a complainer.MR-7 » 24 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ ===========================================================
D.F.A.S. — Department of Financial Appreciation Stuff
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Retiree Name: MR-7
Pay Cycle: Every **** Month
Statement Type: Retirement
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RETIREMENT ENTITLEMENT SUMMARY (SUPER LEGIT)
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Base Retirement Pay: $6,687.00
Cost of Living Adjustment: $0.00
Because I Already Live in Florida: Included
Additional “Thanks For Playing”: $0.37
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NOTES FROM THE FEDERAL MONEY WIZARDS
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• This statement confirms that your retirement is funded
by federal taxes.
• If **** complain, remind them that their contribution
has already been processed and is non‑refundable.
• For questions, please contact:
1‑800‑YOU‑PAID‑FOR‑THIS
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MOST COMPLAINERS HAVE NEVER WORN COMBAT BOOTS
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AND I have never worn combat boots.
Your mom has...
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?