Today 3:15 am
You have no idea how bad I want to play Great White Buffalo this morning..
"Can you mother **** feel it?"
CP.. The karma weasel is gonna pop man. Each day meet with more political dread.. I finally took a brief on Delaney Hall. Shyt is blowing up in tit for tat in the Strait. I really think I should fill my containers today.
Have you seen the MAGA Gubernatorial Candidate in Colorado? He straight up said his Daddy had him kill a person when he was 7 years old. It was the only person he killed... as a child! Talk about Groomin'
He went on in the interview that he has killed more as an adult. He does excorcisms over the phone and ****.. I wouldn;t be surprised if he has a van with "Demon-B-Gone" onnn the side of it..
Sheeshus Krispy Gnome.. She only killed a dog. Maybe she should move to Colorado.
DUMP THE TRUMP SLUMP 2026!
Bump Caps Recommended..
Bump Caps Recommended..