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Blackvegetable » 16 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

16 minutes ago

I owe, I owe....

One night I'm walking a poisonously pretty young woman from the Rock to her apt...once there it becomes apparent that my virtue is in peril. 

Now, in most cases I'm gonna give it up, but I knew she had a long time boyfriend....and she wasn't any kind of sportswoman. I had a small circle of close friends who were all cynics, but every one spoke really highly of her beau. I didn't want to be the jerk, and explained my position. 

Can't figure out why, but I thought it might mitigate my reticence if I threw in

"You'd have to get his permission."

She was REALLY pretty, but my frustration at not seeing her naked was tempered by my conviction that what I had done was noble and right...

I was entirely unprepared when she approached me two days later to inform me that she got the green light.

I compose myself for long enough to ask

"What on G*d's green earth is so compelling that you'd ask?"

She replied:

"There's a list of 5 names carved into a stall in the Women's Room at the Rock."

I'm thinking

"Cool."

But I'm in a "competitive set", and have a degree of pride...so I ask..

"Where does JFK, Jr. sit on that list? "

She

"He didn't make it."

I want that carved into my **** tombstone...