I actually have a true story for you.. Sooty has many.
When I was a waitress.. This guy used to come in? And order food.. He always wanted an order of Chicken LIPS!.
His name was Joe..
He actually ordered chicken livers! He drove a truck- an 18 wheeler... went off a bridge! He was all messed up in the head... but he survived and came out... Very weird.. no body ever understood him... but i did!
We knew each other around town.. He would drop in for a visit
.. And my little schauzer puppy 8 weeks old - Would tackle his Newfoundland dog!!!!
Of course the kind newfoundland.. a Huge kind breed---he luved it..
he just wanted to take a swim in our pond.. CHICKEN LIPSSSSS