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nefarious101 » Today, 4:15 pm » wrote: ↑

Today, 4:15 pm

the point where I found out that the squirrels had **** up one of my raspberry patches

all this political crap isn't worth **** with....we won....(insert mike drop here)

creating the environment where mindless idiots are baited into throwing nutjob hissy fits online over other people's opinions is more of a sport

Raspberries on the other hand are vital to modern civilization....for pies, jams, sauces and puff pasties that continue to give all year long

the jalapenos and habaneros to make the sauces are fine at this point....squirrels and hot peppers don't mix well

the cowboy candy and bags of frozen poppers will survive those little bastards

might have to use more peaches this year...

I was just perusing a puff pastry recipe that will allow me to stock up one afternoon next week. It's berry season, and I must be ready. Gonna play with mascarpone this season - cream cheese has too many "texturizing" poisons.

But the flour I will use - because I am not an unlettered animal, as you are - is from Italy. You see, blessed "capitalism" - that vaunted political system that the Bible is basically written to push - has poisoned the **** flour in the united states, and our "government" does not protect consumers. So I have to ship my pastry flour and all purpose flour and pasta products in from Italy.

You, OTOH, I absolutely insist must keep using american ****, and say some retarded patriotic **** when you're putting that poison in your gob and feeding it to the people you love.