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Squatchman » Yesterday, 11:33 pm » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 11:33 pm

All dogs go to heaven. Not sure about anyone else. The 10 qualifications that need to be adhered to in order to get a membership are tough to follow.
No thievery? That's the easiest to pass.
No adultery? Nope. Can't say I haven't
No false witness? I make **** up about other people all of the time.
No coveting? There's this one woman a few doors down. She looks like she needs a good coveting.
Love the mom and dad? I was raised by my great grandmother. Flunked on that one big time.
No other gods? I'm actually a big fan of Odin. The whole Valhalla party thing and all.
No killing? No comment other than it's sort of a prerequisite to get into Valhalla.

**** I can't even come up with the last 3. Looks like I'm screwed for an eternity in heaven. Oh well looks like Valhalla it is.