12 Aug 2026 8:49 am
The 55-year-old comedian continued, “Now, I’m no security expert, but if I was trying to find Donald Trump, a catering truck is the first place I’d look.”Squatchman » 12 Aug 2026, 8:15 am » wrote: ↑ Dumpsters. They can be rolled around so he's still mobile.
Portapotties. They can be lined up and it can take a while to check all of them.
“Next time, hide his a-- in a bookmobile,” he quipped.