If I may...
Part of your problem is the volume of troll-stuff you churn every day.
You become a one trick pony after a while, ya know.
Here's an analogy for you (or experiment):
Go eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at the same Big Boy restaurant for two weeks.
A couple things will happen. One is that you will not miss Big Boy for years.
The second is that every meal will start to taste the same. That is, not especially good.
You have become a Big Boy breakfast, lunch, dinner.
You are welcome for this reality check.
Dr Shoove, Eternally Wise (a nod to your lap dog)
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.