LOL! I would love to hear BV describe how to take someone's IQ. Personally, I do not carry my IQ around in a lunchbox, or a man-purse. But, even if I did, I am armed and would easily thwart any efforts by nefarious leftists to steal my IQ.
Please, BV, provide us your account of the time your IQ was taken. I do hope you timely reported this to the police. Even so, chances are slim to none that they will ever retrieve it for you.

I KEEP MY IQ IN MY LUNCH BAG
SOME MEAN SMELLY BOY TOOK IT FROM ME!