
Go suck a Kameltoe, Clarabelle.LowIQTrash » 16 Jan 2026, 1:28 am » wrote: ↑ I calculated - just now - that the Nasdaq will bottom around 7700~ (+/- 500) sometime around March 2029 ( +/- 5 months)
[This calculation is more precise than where the SP will bottom, I imagine it will be in the high 2000s or low 3000s]
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Literally a few months after the next president (almost certainly a Democrat) gets inaugurated...![]()
LowIQTrash "The Clairvoyant" makes another BOLD prediction that completely eclipses the "expertise" of of "ANALysts" on Wall St![]()
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Just remembering history...
Now the thing I want to know in advance is: How much will R "Eggplant" Suave gloat and laugh AT the MAGATs once we begin the next bear market?
I remember during the Covid crash, every day he was mocking the conjobs for "being bullish" on tRumP![]()
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This will not be a flash crash - this will be very painful and leave many 401Ks / retirements in the dust.
When ancestors stop playing planned obsolescence in their own ancestries governing last generation of this species arriving each great great grandchild being born now with plausible deniability, the so called global market would remain stable until extinction happens.LowIQTrash » 16 Jan 2026, 1:28 am » wrote: ↑ I calculated - just now - that the Nasdaq will bottom around 7700~ (+/- 500) sometime around March 2029 ( +/- 5 months)
[This calculation is more precise than where the SP will bottom, I imagine it will be in the high 2000s or low 3000s]
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Literally a few months after the next president (almost certainly a Democrat) gets inaugurated... :rofl:
LowIQTrash "The Clairvoyant" makes another BOLD prediction that completely eclipses the "expertise" of of "ANALysts" on Wall St :ninja:
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Just remembering history...
Now the thing I want to know in advance is: How much will R "Eggplant" Suave gloat and laugh AT the MAGATs once we begin the next bear market?
I remember during the Covid crash, every day he was mocking the conjobs for "being bullish" on tRumP :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This will not be a flash crash - this will be very painful and leave many 401Ks / retirements in the dust.
If @Deezer Shoove and @Cannonpointer had been moderators in prehistoric times, there would be no cave paintings.*31stArrival » 16 Jan 2026, 7:24 am » wrote: ↑ When ancestors stop playing planned obsolescence in their own ancestries governing last generation of this species arriving each great great grandchild being born now with plausible deniability, the so called global market would remain stable until extinction happens.
More hyperbole. You keep avoiding the actual thing people do that sustains reasonable doubt every generation forward.Johnny You » 16 Jan 2026, 7:50 am » wrote: ↑ If @Deezer Shoove and @Cannonpointer had been moderators in prehistoric times, there would be no cave paintings.