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By murdock
29 Jan 2026 7:30 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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murdock
29 Jan 2026 7:30 pm
29 Jan 2026 7:30 pm
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...bathroom paper. Can any of you compete with that? 

My neighbor saw it and asked what I was going to do with it and I laughed and said, "stick it up my ***!" 
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30 Jan 2026 5:55 am
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murdock » 29 Jan 2026, 8:30 pm » wrote: ...bathroom paper. Can any of you compete with that? 

My neighbor saw it and asked what I was going to do with it and I laughed and said, "stick it up my ***!" 
I am sure from your behavioral use of context about soliticiting people for sex, your rectum is stretched enough to make that possible.
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30 Jan 2026 6:58 am
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murdock » 29 Jan 2026, 8:30 pm » wrote: ...bathroom paper. Can any of you compete with that? 

My neighbor saw it and asked what I was going to do with it and I laughed and said, "stick it up my ***!"
Anyone using a colostomy bag beats that one.
 
 
 
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30 Jan 2026 7:25 am
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murdock » 29 Jan 2026, 8:30 pm » wrote: ...bathroom paper. Can any of you compete with that? 

My neighbor saw it and asked what I was going to do with it and I laughed and said, "stick it up my ***!"
Well at least the turd is off your face.

No Joke man...  we all know you are full of ****.  Are you going out to get more **** paper today?   Have you run out already?
 
A muslim trick is to just use a hose and rinse it off if you run out..   ICE  Cold works best.
DUMP THE TRUMP SLUMP 2026!
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Fuelman
30 Jan 2026 8:07 am
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In what country do they call it "bathroom paper" and not "toilet paper"?
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30 Jan 2026 8:44 am
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Fuelman » 30 Jan 2026, 9:07 am » wrote: In what country do they call it "bathroom paper" and not "toilet paper"?

You don't really know what he does with it.
Might could be he used Sears catalogs and newspaper while growin'.
Then you'd have the bathroom paper after you done with it as kitchen paper all greased up.

Now he's got the means to get store-bought rolls and like a depression era granny hoarding pennies,
he gots him a real stash.
Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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PhiloBeddo
30 Jan 2026 10:01 am
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You **** panic hoarder. You and people like you are the problem. I got mine, the hell with you.
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30 Jan 2026 10:09 am
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PhiloBeddo » 30 Jan 2026, 11:01 am » wrote: You **** panic hoarder. You and people like you are the problem. I got mine, the hell with you.
Murdock believes in the "Lord of the flies social behavior." kind of reality as the New World Order.
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PhiloBeddo
30 Jan 2026 10:12 am
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You stock up on supplies. I will just stock up on ammo and just take your ****.
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30 Jan 2026 10:14 am
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PhiloBeddo » 30 Jan 2026, 11:12 am » wrote: You stock up on supplies. I will just stock up on ammo and just take your ****.

Maybe turdlock can give you a roll and you can have a fresh pillow in your bed of ____
DUMP THE TRUMP SLUMP 2026!
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30 Jan 2026 10:15 am
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*31stArrival » 30 Jan 2026, 11:09 am » wrote: Murdock believes in the "Lord of the flies social behavior." kind of reality as the New World Order.
Ever since the shyt fell off of his face everything started going south....
 
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30 Jan 2026 10:20 am
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Johnny You » 30 Jan 2026, 11:15 am » wrote: Ever since the shyt fell off of his face everything started going south....
 
what is south from this solar system's North star called the sun at the core of each revolution around it? Your intellectual mind is reciting ideas that contradicts natural time alive since conceived your brain has to navigate living proportionately alive 24/7 every rotation after birth by your own talents to be fair and equally inhabiting space now.

Polaris is just the universal reference point while geography is on the dark side from the sun each rotation as east is just the leading perpendicular movements revolving around the star like the other planets in this solar system, in this galaxy existing in series parallel time now.

Perpetual balancing ha to have perpetual energy for kinetic evolving to reproduce next generations of current population in this atmosphere, that thermodynamics principles 101..
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murdock
30 Jan 2026 12:07 pm
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PhiloBeddo » 30 Jan 2026, 11:12 am » wrote: You stock up on supplies. I will just stock up on ammo and just take your ****.
Good luck with that fool. I been stocking ammo for a long time. Come get some democrat.

btw fool, I buy everything in bulk, simply because it's easier and cheaper on my wife and I and as we are old and don't get around so we'll. Hoarding? Lmfao. 100 rolls ain't much, peter head. Plus getting it like that is cheaper for us. 

Now cry over nothing bitch. 
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murdock
30 Jan 2026 12:10 pm
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30 Jan 2026 12:11 pm
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murdock » 29 Jan 2026, 8:30 pm » wrote: ...bathroom paper. Can any of you compete with that? 

My neighbor saw it and asked what I was going to do with it and I laughed and said, "stick it up my ***!"
Ok crybabies, 105 now.
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murdock
30 Jan 2026 12:18 pm
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Fuelman » 30 Jan 2026, 9:07 am » wrote: In what country do they call it "bathroom paper" and not "toilet paper"?
Cry bitch cry! Fwiw I live in the country of Texas.
 
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30 Jan 2026 12:21 pm
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*31stArrival » 30 Jan 2026, 6:55 am » wrote: I am sure from your behavioral use of context about soliticiting people for sex, your rectum is stretched enough to make that possible.
^^^^

clearly a ***. A babbling *** ***.
 
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30 Jan 2026 1:23 pm
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murdock » 30 Jan 2026, 1:18 pm » wrote: Cry bitch cry! Fwiw I live in the country of Texas.
 
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You have a wall with 37 crosses on it? Seems popular in Texas.
 
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30 Jan 2026 1:26 pm
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murdock » 30 Jan 2026, 1:21 pm » wrote: ^^^^

clearly a ***. A babbling *** ***.
Better than the gay  bubbling **** raspberries you blow out your anal lips according to @Nate Higgas  

The Filet de' Sole Result is best poached..  you could steal some his babble verbage and expand your vocabulary... if you can ever get all the dicks you suck out of your mouth.
 
 
 
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30 Jan 2026 4:59 pm
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Fuelman » 30 Jan 2026, 2:23 pm » wrote: You have a wall with 37 crosses on it? Seems popular in Texas.

You make less sense than a democrap.
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