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Well if he went to @murdock  s cave it's the only word allowed..
 

roadkill » Today, 1:01 am » wrote: ↑

Today, 1:01 am

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I can’t imagine his household…like non stop cray cray..
 

ROG62 » Today, 7:59 am » wrote: ↑

Today, 7:59 am

I can’t imagine his household…like non stop cray cray..

He's on a game show early in the morning here. "Funny You Should Ask".   6 am. mtn time

The host asked him to define paradise. 

He said, paradise is where I don't have to get a running start to jump on the couch.     

Remember...he's a midget.  lol
 

roadkill » Today, 12:01 pm » wrote: ↑

Today, 12:01 pm

He's on a game show early in the morning here. "Funny You Should Ask".   6 am. mtn time

The host asked him to define paradise. 

He said, paradise is where I don't have to get a running start to jump on the couch.     

Remember...he's a midget.  lol

Start a Fire?


youtu.be/DroeeoaGPbo?si=N2fXgZoGloAYWxVN

roadkill » Today, 1:01 am » wrote: ↑

Today, 1:01 am

youtube /shorts/9OA8ttEA2oE

We call it manic

Mamadami Bread is Rich..

youtu.be/X7qMncTtvnE?si=4tTlqt8zOlC1bzbj

JohnnyYou » Today, 7:20 am » wrote: ↑

Today, 7:20 am

Well if he went to @murdock  s cave it's the only word allowed..

Johnny YN cannot stop talking about me. I think he wants to suck my dick. **** little queer. Hey JYN, i'll let your mommy do it!

roadkill » Today, 12:01 pm » wrote: ↑

Today, 12:01 pm

He's on a game show early in the morning here. "Funny You Should Ask".   6 am. mtn time

The host asked him to define paradise. 

He said, paradise is where I don't have to get a running start to jump on the couch.     

Remember...he's a midget.  lol

I thought that show was cancelled

jerrab » Yesterday, 10:21 pm » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 10:21 pm

I thought that show was cancelled

Maybe it was and Byron Allen bought the rights?   I don't know.

roadkill » Yesterday, 1:06 am » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 1:06 am

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OQcRhkH9kTo

He went to Rio, Or maybe Sao Paulo. Not all of Brazil is like that. 

Only the inhabited parts. And even then, only because of the coloreds. Or "of-coloreds", if you want to be tony about it. 

My last trip to Brazil was to Florianopolis. It's the not black part.I would walk the streets late at night and see a group of young men and not even cross the road. 

Brazil's ****** are a problem. Just like ours. And their meskins. But their meskins are local, not imports. And they speak portagee instead of regular meskin. But mostly it's their ******. 
 

roadkill » Yesterday, 12:01 pm » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 12:01 pm

He's on a game show early in the morning here. "Funny You Should Ask".   6 am. mtn time

The host asked him to define paradise. 

He said, paradise is where I don't have to get a running start to jump on the couch.     

Remember...he's a midget.  lol

 
 

murdock » Yesterday, 8:59 pm » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 8:59 pm

Johnny YN cannot stop talking about me. I think he wants to suck my dick. **** little queer. Hey JYN, i'll let your mommy do it!

He's after both our cocks.
 

Cannonpointer » 10 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

10 minutes ago

He went to Rio, Or maybe Sao Paulo. Not all of Brazil is like that. 

Only the inhabited parts. And even then, only because of the coloreds. Or "of-coloreds", if you want to be tony about it. 

My last trip to Brazil was to Florianopolis. It's the not black part.I would walk the streets late at night and see a group of young men and not even cross the road. 

Brazil's ****** are a problem. Just like ours. And their meskins. But their meskins are local, not imports. And they speak portagee instead of regular meskin. But mostly it's their ******.

There's a lot of places I'll never go. This world has a lot of creepy crawlers.

roadkill » 14 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

14 minutes ago

There's a lot of places I'll never go. This world has a lot of creepy crawlers.

You are correct, sir. And it's getting worse, not better. There are still wonderful places to visit. But some of the places I thoroughly enjoyed visiting in the past are places I will never go again. I will certainly never go to Rio again - and believe me when I tell you, I **** loved that place. But it's too nigrified. You're safer on a penitentiary main line. 

I spent a couple of wonderful weeks in Morelia, the capitol of Michoacan. I could write paragraphs about the beauty of that area. One quick example - I went horseback up a mountain where a hundred million or so Monarch butterflies come on their winter migration. I visited the village of Santa Clara del Cobre where copper is turned into vessels and art and vessels that ARE art. I am looking at one such vessel as I type these words - and I am a guy who strictly does not do the **** souvenir thing. Kitsch and rememberances are for others, not for me. I just had to buy this particular vase because it was so beautiful that I wanted to see it all the time. 

I will never return to Michoacan - thank you, cartels. Glad I broke down and bought that **** vase.
 

Cannonpointer » 22 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

22 minutes ago

You are correct, sir. And it's getting worse, not better. There are still wonderful places to visit. But some of the places I thoroughly enjoyed visiting in the past are places I will never go again. I will certainly never go to Rio again - and believe me when I tell you, I **** loved that place. But it's too nigrified. You're safer on a penitentiary main line. 

I spent a couple of wonderful weeks in Morelia, the capitol of Michoacan. I could write paragraphs about the beauty of that area. One quick example - I went horseback up a mountain where a hundred million or so Monarch butterflies come on their winter migration. I visited the village of Santa Clara del Cobre where copper is turned into vessels and art and vessels that ARE art. I am looking at one such vessel as I type these words - and I am a guy who strictly does not do the **** souvenir thing. Kitsch and rememberances are for others, not for me. I just had to buy this particular vase because it was so beautiful that I wanted to see it all the time. 

I will never return to Michoacan - thank you, cartels. Glad I broke down and bought that **** vase.

On the other hand, there are some places I would go...and those **** would probably try to shoot me down.     

Pearl Harbor...I would like to see the Arizona Memorial.    
 

Cannonpointer » 45 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

45 minutes ago

He went to Rio, Or maybe Sao Paulo. Not all of Brazil is like that. 

Only the inhabited parts. And even then, only because of the coloreds. Or "of-coloreds", if you want to be tony about it. 

My last trip to Brazil was to Florianopolis. It's the not black part.I would walk the streets late at night and see a group of young men and not even cross the road. 

Brazil's ****** are a problem. Just like ours. And their meskins. But their meskins are local, not imports. And they speak portagee instead of regular meskin. But mostly it's their ******.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euTzIf1Vz3o
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGF8kjFt3w
 

roadkill » 22 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

22 minutes ago

On the other hand, there are some places I would go...and those **** would probably try to shoot me down.     

Pearl Harbor...I would like to see the Arizona Memorial.

I never went to Hawaii. I know too many people who did, and too many people who had lived there. The locals hate us. Also, too expensive. I can fly all the way to the Canaries, dropping by for a two or three day visit to Amsterdam on the way, and stay twice as long on the same dollar. And in the Canaries, I can stay in the not-so-touristy areas, and plan the trip so that friends that live in Europe show up. Hawaii is too far from everything and too expensive. And me? I'm a budget traveller. Strictly off season and generally off the water. I more often than not stay with friends. In Morelia, I stayed with friends. Same with Florianoplis in Brazil. When I'm not chilling with friends, I split expenses with a traveling companion - usually one of two buddies of mine who also enjoy regular travel. 

I keep planning an extended trip to Ecuador, and life keeps getting in the way. I will either rent an apartment, or more likely rent a room in a house. It's cheap as **** to stay that way - and my idea of a good time is a hike in the country side followed by a meal in a local restaurant, then drinks with friends, old or new - all of which is dirt cheap in the third world. Sleep, shower, do it again. Maybe fish or swim or ride quads or horses, visit some old churches or museums - whatever is unique in the area. Ya know what that rental horse in Morelia cost me, when I rode up the mountain to see the Monarch butterflies in their millions, like leaves on trees?

Five **** bucks.   
 

roadkill » 34 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

34 minutes ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euTzIf1Vz3o

I will share something else that comics do when they chill in green rooms after shows - or in bars or waffle houses. 

They write jokes. 

Not formally. There's no spoken agreement. But what happens is, you tell the war stories, and the conversation flows, and the next thing that happens is that someone speaks an excellent punchline. Immediately, everyone knows that a punchline was just born. And the cool thing is that the guy who spoke it doesn't own it. The room owns it. It's considered a product of the group - not a product of whoever spoke it. And there will be this immediate silence, and then someone will say, "That's so and so's." And then the members of the group will think about that guy's act, laugh, and agree. OIr else someone will say, "**** that - that's mine." Or, "That's Bob's." And everyone will stop, look up to summon THAT guy's act, and then laugh like hell and say yeah that's yours or that's Bob's. 

A million punch lines have been born that way, and those punch lines never, ever belong to anyone until ownership has been assigned by the group. And I have never once seen a disagreement in assigning title of a punchline. 

I used to do comedy, by the way.