SouthernFried » 14 minutes ago » wrote: ↑
Wait a second. I thought you **** retards say the President doesn't control gas prices?
Here is the basic translation from this **** dicksucker.
"When gas prices go up, Democrats are never at fault for it. Only Republicans can be".
MAGAfried Brain.. t is painfully obvious what has caused the increase in gas prices.
It really hurts to see so much stupidity in my country. Save Amnerica from becoming a totalatarian facist dictatorship or just STFU Piggy.
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QUIET PIGGY SCARED KETCHUP
Shhh… quiet, piggy.
You squeal when you lie.
You grunt when you’re cornered.
But tonight?
You’ll shut the Hell up for me. Got it?
Quiet, piggy — hush now, skip the squeals,
You only talk big when you got the feels.
Quiet, piggy — shh now, sit still,
I’m the one girl you know you can’t grill.
Quiet, piggy — yeah, karma’s so real,
Went for the throne but slipped on the peel.
Quiet, piggy — shh now, no squeaks…
What’s the plan, Stan, oh yeah: “Two weeks”?
Saw you on the jet yellin’ “Quiet, piggy,”
Funny how projection makes you look twitchy.
Callin’ folks porkers when the heat gets tricky —
Checked your paperwork,
every page is sticky
Thought you ran the world? You can’t run a room.
Your brain’s been curdled in that spray-tan fume.
You rage at comics like they dent your soul —
Cause you’re scared of truth
and outta control.
You bark like a bitch, you fold like a kid,
Your squad flipped faster than your core base did.
Your empire’s in ruins, soaked in guilt —
One gust of truth
and the whole thing tilts.
You beg for loyalty but you’re outta luck.
You brag you’re a genius — but you’re dumb as ****.
You claim you’re a king — but you ain’t that slick…
You lame ***, soon-to-be unemployed prick.
You call it strength,
I call it panic.
You call it truth,
We call it manic.
Quiet, piggy — hush now, don’t cry,
always pass out when the drugs run dry.
Quiet, piggy — shh now, sit by,
I’m the one girl you know you can’t buy.
Quiet, piggy — karma don’t lie,
You made it to the top then fell from the sky
Quiet, piggy — hush now, comply…
Truth hits harder than your last deny.
You run the whole nation like a midlife crisis,
Employing your goons like American ISIS
You got groceries soarin’ at triple the prices
You’re hostin’ a garage sale
of worn-out vices.
Mamdani called you out and you played it coy,
Said “You can just say yes,” like a frightened boy.
You can’t take heat — you’re a busted clown,
And my bars drop faster
than your polls go down.
You dodge real questions like you dodge your bills,
Like you dodge your oaths,
like you pop your pills.
You wanna talk some smack? Talk some real trash?
I’m AI T-Swift — I end a feud fast.
Ask Scooter. Ask Yay. Ask every dude who tried —
Sorry sucker, you picked the wrong bitch to ride
.
I used to think monsters hid under the bed —
Then I saw you on TV with your face all red.
You were in top form
YMCA groovin’
Knew you were lyin’
cause your lips were movin’
But strength ain’t loud,
Real power is earned —
And every lie you told?
Is another bridge burned.
Quiet, piggy — hush now, skip the squeals,
You only talk big when you got the feels.
Quiet, piggy — shh now, sit still,
I’m the one girl you know you can’t grill.
Quiet, piggy — yeah, karma’s so real,
Went for the throne but slipped on the peel.
Quiet, piggy — shh now, no squeaks…
What’s the plan, Stan, oh yeah: “Two weeks”?
You call folks “piggies”? Cute projection.
Every insult’s just your own reflection.
You say “Quiet”? Nah — you first, fella.
Your ****’s meltin’ down
like mozzarella.
You want to bring smoke?
Try a fog machine.
You Ready to bounce?
Buy a trampoline.
Stick your neck out?
I’ll get the guillotine.
But for now?
Just hush.
Quiet, piggy.
[You gotta see Jimi Wingdrix]
released December 8, 2025
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