So ole CP...
By murdock
7 Mar 2026 7:21 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
7 Mar 2026 7:21 pm
...better known an cock puller, just got married. On the honeymoon he and his bride were preparing for bed, and as he took off his pants she saw these awful scars and deformations on his knees and asked what happened. He said when he was a kid he had the kneesles. She said you mean the measles right? No he said, the kneesles. As he took off his shirt she saw these awful lumps on his back and asked what they were. He said that when he was a kid he had the humps. She said you mean the mumps right? No he said, the humps. As he took off his pants his wife looked for a moment and then said, "Let me guess, small cocks, right?"
7 Mar 2026 7:47 pm
...and CP saidmurdock » 07 Mar 2026, 8:21 pm » wrote: ↑ ...better known an cock puller, just got married. On the honeymoon he and his bride were preparing for bed, and as he took off his pants she saw these awful scars and deformations on his knees and asked what happened. He said when he was a kid he had the kneesles. She said you mean the measles right? No he said, the kneesles. As he took off his shirt she saw these awful lumps on his back and asked what they were. He said that when he was a kid he had the humps. She said you mean the mumps right? No he said, the humps. As he took off his pants his wife looked for a moment and then said, "Let me guess, small cocks, right?"
"No....non-binary."
7 Mar 2026 7:56 pm
And black *** said, show me the cock, me hongry!
8 Mar 2026 7:39 am
8 Mar 2026 2:10 pm
^^^^ horse dick sucker comment. Your mother sucks socks that smell and eats kitty litter.
8 Mar 2026 2:18 pm
Human rights protect individuals saying anything they image possible 7 days a week, but anyone suggesting how genetic outcomes are eternally separated by chromosomes per reproduction ever lived in plain sight, and all hell breaks loose from every reality governing tomorrows daily here.murdock » 08 Mar 2026, 2:10 pm » wrote: ↑ ^^^^ horse dick sucker comment. Your mother sucks socks that smell and eats kitty litter.
Generation gaps united in defying their natural time alive really won't accept their exact time alive as ancestrally positioned now. Kind of like telling someone at their last supper their number one disciple will deny being his disciple 3 times before he gets nailed to a cross.
Social Quest to become more than what one was since conception defeats the ability to recognize how evolving happens now all the time.
8 Mar 2026 3:22 pm
31stArrival » 08 Mar 2026, 2:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Human rights protect individuals saying anything they image possible 7 days a week, but anyone suggesting how genetic outcomes are eternally separated by chromosomes per reproduction ever lived in plain sight, and all hell breaks loose from every reality governing tomorrows daily here.
Generation gaps united in defying their natural time alive really won't accept their exact time alive as ancestrally positioned now. Kind of like telling someone at their last supper their number one disciple will deny being his disciple 3 times before he gets nailed to a cross.
Social Quest to become more than what one was since conception defeats the ability to recognize how evolving happens now all the time.
^^^^ horse dick sucker comment. Your mother sucks socks that smell and eats kitty litter.
8 Mar 2026 3:49 pm
31stArrival » 08 Mar 2026, 2:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Human rights protect individuals saying anything they image possible 7 days a week, but anyone suggesting how genetic outcomes are eternally separated by chromosomes per reproduction ever lived in plain sight, and all hell breaks loose from every reality governing tomorrows daily here.
Generation gaps united in defying their natural time alive really won't accept their exact time alive as ancestrally positioned now. Kind of like telling someone at their last supper their number one disciple will deny being his disciple 3 times before he gets nailed to a cross.
Social Quest to become more than what one was since conception defeats the ability to recognize how evolving happens now all the time.
Babbling **** puking piece of ****. Burn
8 Mar 2026 4:03 pm
I IS HONGRY, I TELLS YA!
8 Mar 2026 4:03 pm
Let mu up on that dick. FEED ME!!!!
8 Mar 2026 5:38 pm
8 Mar 2026 5:42 pm
Even though I despise you...that there was funny.murdock » 07 Mar 2026, 8:21 pm » wrote: ↑ ...better known an cock puller, just got married. On the honeymoon he and his bride were preparing for bed, and as he took off his pants she saw these awful scars and deformations on his knees and asked what happened. He said when he was a kid he had the kneesles. She said you mean the measles right? No he said, the kneesles. As he took off his shirt she saw these awful lumps on his back and asked what they were. He said that when he was a kid he had the humps. She said you mean the mumps right? No he said, the humps. As he took off his pants his wife looked for a moment and then said, "Let me guess, small cocks, right?"
8 Mar 2026 5:45 pm
Why do you despise me? Was it something I said?
Apologize or my avatar will force sex on you!
8 Mar 2026 5:47 pm
murdock » 08 Mar 2026, 5:45 pm » wrote: ↑ Why do you despise me? Was it something I said?
Apologize or my avatar will force sex on you!
Looks like yer avatar did you.
8 Mar 2026 5:48 pm
13 Mar 2026 3:56 pm
Lol lame as ****. Leftists can't help showing how stupid they are.
14 Mar 2026 2:23 pm
Awww, dickless little cowards have banned me from the gun discussion. These pedo queers must be terrified of me. Well, looks like that's another hold that's barred on the hypocritical coward no holds barred forum. Lol
16 Mar 2026 8:35 pm
16 Mar 2026 8:38 pm
murdock » 16 Mar 2026, 8:35 pm » wrote: ↑ LMao, COCK PULLER JUST BANNED ME FROM ANOTHER THREAD, WHAT A SPINELESS **** COWARD. LMAO
Another hold that's barred. Democrap hypocrisy is peaking around here! LMAO
17 Mar 2026 3:42 am
Looks like you ain't got no internet at the Kremlin. Your disappearance coincides with Putin shutting down the internet because he is under a threat of a coup de' tat.
@Cannonpointer Report Stat to the Center for Russian Studies.
DUMP THE TRUMP SLUMP 2026!
You need to add your own 8chttpees to slash slash and hack through the @Cannon Pointer Parental Guidance Filter.
You need to add your own 8chttpees to slash slash and hack through the @Cannon Pointer Parental Guidance Filter.
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