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Leftist Media Lies About Chuck Norris!
Leftist Media Lies About Chuck Norris!
By Cannonpointer
19 Mar 2026 4:16 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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19 Mar 2026 4:16 pm
The media is reporting that Chuck Norris has been hospitalized in Hawaii.
The truth is, Hawaii's hospital was Chuck Norrisized.
The truth is, Hawaii's hospital was Chuck Norrisized.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
19 Mar 2026 5:30 pm
Cannonpointer » 19 Mar 2026, 4:16 pm » wrote: ↑ The media is reporting that Chuck Norris has been hospitalized in Hawaii.
The truth is, Hawaii's hospital was Chuck Norrisized.
The guy turned himself into an American institution.
Mediocre acting skills, rugged mediocre looks, no scandals.
World famous and rich. Not bad, Chuck.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
19 Mar 2026 7:02 pm
I was so sad when he died. But until Death works up the balls to tell him, he's still with us.DeezerShoove » 19 Mar 2026, 5:30 pm » wrote: ↑ The guy turned himself into an American institution.
Mediocre acting skills, rugged mediocre looks, no scandals.
World famous and rich. Not bad, Chuck.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
20 Mar 2026 8:31 pm
He was a legendCannonpointer » 19 Mar 2026, 7:02 pm » wrote: ↑ I was so sad when he died. But until Death works up the balls to tell him, he's still with us.
Chuck Norris could clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris is the only man who could fight himself and win.
Chuck Norris’s cowboy boots were made from real cowboys.
When Chuck Norris played dodge ball, the ball dodges him.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognized the element of surprise.
yeah you 
--->Read me : ) Send me your address. You been dodging me boy.
Yer…. Entertaining and I make you
. Look at you chasing me like a little puppy begging his master for attention. I should piss on the floor, rub your nose in it. You are Persistent, do better. Remember that.
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--->Read me : ) Send me your address. You been dodging me boy.Yer…. Entertaining and I make you
. Look at you chasing me like a little puppy begging his master for attention. I should piss on the floor, rub your nose in it. You are Persistent, do better. Remember that.Beekeeper » Who is Eugene Stoner??
20 Mar 2026 9:10 pm
Even if Chuck Norris had turned out to be a sniveling sissy and a total fraud...*Roshambo » 20 Mar 2026, 8:31 pm » wrote: ↑ He was a legend
Chuck Norris could clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris is the only man who could fight himself and win.
Chuck Norris’s cowboy boots were made from real cowboys.
When Chuck Norris played dodge ball, the ball dodges him.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognized the element of surprise.
that would only mean that he had fooled ALL of the people, ALL of the time.
mg:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
20 Mar 2026 11:03 pm
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