They were sold out of Strait of Hormuz Openers at the Store..

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By Johnny You
23 Jun 2026 2:40 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Johnny You
23 Jun 2026 2:40 pm
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The clerk stocking the kitchen wares busted  out laughing when I asked if they had any Strait of Hormuz openers...

I said it would make a great Christtmas Gag gift..  But if we needed them in December noboody would be celebrating.

More laughs..

Just at that moment...  Pat Benatar "Hit me with your best shot" came on the store radio.

I said hmmmm,   Hit him with some bloodcots...   clog those damn veins..

We did buy some real tough cookies..

https://youtu.be/aU5aDqLUvug?si=hkvPQ4Nc4WH-Ddz9











 
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Johnny You
23 Jun 2026 3:09 pm
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Act in the next 15 minutes and get a free pair of golden flippers
and a chance for an electric boat shark watch cruise.


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Buck Naked
24 Jun 2026 6:30 am
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Let’s go Brandon
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Blackvegetable
24 Jun 2026 6:41 am
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Don't you look stupid now......again.
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24 Jun 2026 10:40 am
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Blackvegetable » 24 Jun 2026, 6:41 am » wrote: Don't you look stupid now......again.

I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
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Johnny You
24 Jun 2026 1:12 pm
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BuckNaked » 24 Jun 2026, 10:40 am » wrote: I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
Par for the MAGA Goof Course..   On the 47th hole.
 
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Johnny You
25 Jun 2026 5:08 am
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Tune into the Venezuelan Radio... The Earth is on the move! Could be 100K dead in the quake.

Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce were big Earthquake Pocalypse fans..

https://youtu.be/eyCEexG9xjw?si=yn9yu3ocYPJTjZiG
 
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