This made me laugh part 76

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By LowIQTrash
8 Aug 2026 10:25 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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LowIQTrash
8 Aug 2026 10:25 am
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Is there literally ANYTHING that will make the market go down?

SOH is closed? Oil is down. Terrible jobs report? Market rips. Great jobs report? Market rips.

No matter how logical, well-written, and sourced your thesis is, the market will always go up and will fly in the face of any traditional logic or reason.

Even if you can predict the exact time and catalyst for when these tech companies MAYBE, just MAYBE correct down (20%) you could see this administration step in and throw money at them to beat Chyna or some other nonsense that Sam Altman et al. cry and piss and moan about to Trump.

I work in IB and everyday I read the tape or WSJ or CNBC or Zero Hedge or whatever I am ALWAYS baffled by how many clear, negative catalysts occur everyday for this country and then I check the market and the equities are ripping, treasury yields are flat or down, and life is just going on as if it's all peaches 'n cream.I'm seriously at a loss for words.
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LowIQTrash
8 Aug 2026 10:36 am
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Patience young Padawan…when the tRumP Ponzi implodes you will have little time to add to your short position… Image   Image   Image  

Elevator down...
 
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LowIQTrash
8 Aug 2026 10:39 am
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They're clearly saving the problem for the Dems who will suck at selling reality so they'll sell hope and lies
Don’t worry…it will happen under tRumP’s tutelage…99% confident  Image   Image  
 
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Fuelman
8 Aug 2026 10:54 am
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It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.
 
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ROG62
8 Aug 2026 11:05 am
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Fuelman » 08 Aug 2026, 10:54 am » wrote: It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.
Oh the HUMANITY!!!

On a side note, you come across as someone who’s sick of WINNING!
 
 
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8 Aug 2026 11:39 am
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Fuelman » 08 Aug 2026, 10:54 am » wrote: It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.
What's really funny are your ever shifting metrics...

What did Obama put in your account?
 
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8 Aug 2026 11:58 am
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Fuelman » 08 Aug 2026, 10:54 am » wrote: It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.

Well, there's the real world experience and the wannabe penny stock day trader fantasy.
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8 Aug 2026 11:58 am
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Blackvegetable » 08 Aug 2026, 11:39 am » wrote: What's really funny are your ever shifting metrics...

What did Obama put in your account?

His hand, ****.
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8 Aug 2026 12:02 pm
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Blackvegetable » 08 Aug 2026, 11:39 am » wrote: What's really funny are your ever shifting metrics...

What did Obama put in your account?
The accounts were much smaller back then so never got these kind of gains. Don't let that hurt your head, mathy stuff you know. It was 2014 before we started maxing out 401k's  and grew much quicker from there.
 
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8 Aug 2026 12:06 pm
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Fuelman » 08 Aug 2026, 12:02 pm » wrote: The accounts were much smaller back then so never got these kind of gains. Don't let that hurt your head, mathy stuff you know. It was 2014 before we started maxing out 401k's  and grew much quicker from there.
Reading that makes my face ache...

There's reason why returns are measured as a percentage of capital invested...
 
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8 Aug 2026 12:12 pm
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Blackvegetable » 08 Aug 2026, 12:06 pm » wrote: Reading that makes my face ache...

There's reason why returns are measured as a percentage of capital invested...
I gave you the number of increase this week, work it backwards on a medium risk portfolio.

An expert like yourself should be able to figure a range of capital invested.
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8 Aug 2026 12:14 pm
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Fuelman » 08 Aug 2026, 12:12 pm » wrote: I gave you the number of increase this week, work it backwards on a medium risk portfolio.

An expert like yourself should be able to figure a range of capital invested.
Never ends....
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8 Aug 2026 12:19 pm
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look at this HOMO talking about hands.

You made bad investment choices  Image 

Driven by a recovery from the 2008 financial crisis, low interest rates, and quantitative easing, the S&P 500 rose roughly 166% total, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average more than doubled from its 2009 trough.
 
 
 
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8 Aug 2026 4:41 pm
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Fuelman » 08 Aug 2026, 12:12 pm » wrote: I gave you the number of increase this week, work it backwards on a medium risk portfolio.

An expert like yourself should be able to figure a range of capital invested.
He’s only good to 20-1/2…after that, sketchiness sets in…
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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8 Aug 2026 4:47 pm
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*Roshambo » 08 Aug 2026, 12:19 pm » wrote: look at this HOMO talking about hands.

You made bad investment choices  Image 

Driven by a recovery from the 2008 financial crisis, low interest rates, and quantitative easing, the S&P 500 rose roughly 166% total, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average more than doubled from its 2009 trough.
Troughs mean about as much as joe touting “millions of jobs created”…after Covid…problem being, those “created” were actually old jobs that were cuts and then reinstated… :faint:  

keep trying, 0-fer…someday, maybe…
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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ROG62 » 08 Aug 2026, 4:47 pm » wrote: Troughs mean about as much as joe touting “millions of jobs created”…after Covid…problem being, those “created” were actually old jobs that were cuts and then reinstated… Image  

keep trying, 0-fer…someday, maybe…
JuCo, statistical analyses show a strong correlation: 10 of the 11 U.S. recessions between 1953 and 2020 began under Republican presidents.
JuCo, numbers, rivet your piss flaps to your roof and jump off.
 
 
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Yer…. Entertaining and I make you :x . Look at you chasing me like a little puppy begging his master for attention. I should piss on the floor, rub your nose in it. You are Persistent, do better. Remember that.
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8 Aug 2026 4:57 pm
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LowIQTrash » 08 Aug 2026, 10:36 am » wrote: Patience young Padawan…when the tRumP Ponzi implodes you will have little time to add to your short position… Image   Image   Image  

Elevator down...
Riding the storm out
DUMP THE TRUMP SLUMP 2026!
Bump Caps Recommended..
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9 Aug 2026 8:26 am
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ROG62 » 08 Aug 2026, 4:41 pm » wrote: He’s only good to 20-1/2…after that, sketchiness sets in…
I thought my post was pretty straightforward, our retirement accounts were up $22k last week. While the OP waits for a crash, some of us are making money now.

I have no idea what kind of derangement brought up Obama. It appears these people pay their bills with percentages, we pay in cash.
 
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9 Aug 2026 8:33 am
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ROG62 » 08 Aug 2026, 4:47 pm » wrote: Troughs mean about as much as joe touting “millions of jobs created”…after Covid…problem being, those “created” were actually old jobs that were cuts and then reinstated… Image  

keep trying, 0-fer…someday, maybe…
JuCo,
Obama was President January 20, 2009, to January 20, 2017. .
The major stock market crash associated with the period surrounding Barack Obama’s presidency was actually the culmination of the 2008 Great Recession, which began in December 2007 under President George W. Bush. The market hit its lowest cyclical bottom on March 6, 2009, shortly after Obama took office, before launching into one of the longest bull markets in history.

Obama built that, yes he did.  He fixed what Bush **** up. Don't be bitter JuCo.


This makes me laugh, at you. SFGDS
yeah you :lol: --->Read me : ) Send me your address. You been dodging me boy.
Yer…. Entertaining and I make you :x . Look at you chasing me like a little puppy begging his master for attention. I should piss on the floor, rub your nose in it. You are Persistent, do better. Remember that.
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9 Aug 2026 9:42 am
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Fuelman » 09 Aug 2026, 8:26 am » wrote: I thought my post was pretty straightforward, our retirement accounts were up $22k last week. While the OP waits for a crash, some of us are making money now.

I have no idea what kind of derangement brought up Obama. It appears these people pay their bills with percentages, we pay in cash.
Entering into a discussion with a liberal Democrat, thinking they are anything more than an empty-headed jackass, is going to be regretful. 
 
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