This made me laugh part 76

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By LowIQTrash
Yesterday 10:25 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Is there literally ANYTHING that will make the market go down?

SOH is closed? Oil is down. Terrible jobs report? Market rips. Great jobs report? Market rips.

No matter how logical, well-written, and sourced your thesis is, the market will always go up and will fly in the face of any traditional logic or reason.

Even if you can predict the exact time and catalyst for when these tech companies MAYBE, just MAYBE correct down (20%) you could see this administration step in and throw money at them to beat Chyna or some other nonsense that Sam Altman et al. cry and piss and moan about to Trump.

I work in IB and everyday I read the tape or WSJ or CNBC or Zero Hedge or whatever I am ALWAYS baffled by how many clear, negative catalysts occur everyday for this country and then I check the market and the equities are ripping, treasury yields are flat or down, and life is just going on as if it's all peaches 'n cream.I'm seriously at a loss for words.
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LowIQTrash
Yesterday 10:36 am
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Patience young Padawan…when the tRumP Ponzi implodes it will be so fast you will have little time to add to your short position… :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  

Elevator down soon…
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LowIQTrash
Yesterday 10:39 am
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They're clearly saving the problem for the Dems who will suck at selling reality so they'll sell hope and lies
Don’t worry…it will happen under tRumP’s tutelage…  :clap:   :clap:  
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Fuelman
Yesterday 10:54 am
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It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.
 
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ROG62
Yesterday 11:05 am
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Fuelman » 13 minutes ago » wrote: It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.
Oh the HUMANITY!!!
 
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Yesterday 11:39 am
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Fuelman » 48 minutes ago » wrote: It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.
What's really funny are your ever shifting metrics...

What did Obama put in your account?
 
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RebelGator
Yesterday 11:58 am
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Fuelman » Today, 10:54 am » wrote: It is kind of funny!

The Orange Tard put $22k into our accounts this week.

Well, there's the real world experience and the wannabe penny stock day trader fantasy.
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Blackvegetable » 19 minutes ago » wrote: What's really funny are your ever shifting metrics...

What did Obama put in your account?

His hand, ****.
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Fuelman
Yesterday 12:02 pm
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Blackvegetable » 24 minutes ago » wrote: What's really funny are your ever shifting metrics...

What did Obama put in your account?
The accounts were much smaller back then so never got these kind of gains. Don't let that hurt your head, mathy stuff you know. It was 2014 before we started maxing out 401k's  and grew much quicker from there.
 
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Yesterday 12:06 pm
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Fuelman » 6 minutes ago » wrote: The accounts were much smaller back then so never got these kind of gains. Don't let that hurt your head, mathy stuff you know. It was 2014 before we started maxing out 401k's  and grew much quicker from there.
Reading that makes my face ache...

There's reason why returns are measured as a percentage of capital invested...
 
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Yesterday 12:12 pm
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Blackvegetable » 7 minutes ago » wrote: Reading that makes my face ache...

There's reason why returns are measured as a percentage of capital invested...
I gave you the number of increase this week, work it backwards on a medium risk portfolio.

An expert like yourself should be able to figure a range of capital invested.
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Yesterday 12:14 pm
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Fuelman » 6 minutes ago » wrote: I gave you the number of increase this week, work it backwards on a medium risk portfolio.

An expert like yourself should be able to figure a range of capital invested.
Never ends....
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Yesterday 12:19 pm
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RebelGator » 25 minutes ago » wrote: His hand, ****.
Grabbed or fisted?

You made bad investment choices  Image 

Driven by a recovery from the 2008 financial crisis, low interest rates, and quantitative easing, the S&P 500 rose roughly 166% total, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average more than doubled from its 2009 trough.
 
 
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Fuelman » Today, 12:12 pm » wrote: I gave you the number of increase this week, work it backwards on a medium risk portfolio.

An expert like yourself should be able to figure a range of capital invested.
He’s only good to 20-1/2…after that, sketchiness sets in…
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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Yesterday 4:47 pm
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*Roshambo » Today, 12:19 pm » wrote: look at this HOMO talking about hands.

You made bad investment choices  Image 

Driven by a recovery from the 2008 financial crisis, low interest rates, and quantitative easing, the S&P 500 rose roughly 166% total, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average more than doubled from its 2009 trough.
Troughs mean about as much as joe touting “millions of jobs created”…after Covid…problem being, those “created” were actually old jobs that were cuts and then reinstated… :faint:  

keep trying, 0-fer…someday, maybe…
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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ROG62 » 9 minutes ago » wrote: Troughs mean about as much as joe touting “millions of jobs created”…after Covid…problem being, those “created” were actually old jobs that were cuts and then reinstated… Image  

keep trying, 0-fer…someday, maybe…
JuCo, statistical analyses show a strong correlation: 10 of the 11 U.S. recessions between 1953 and 2020 began under Republican presidents.
JuCo, numbers, rivet your piss flaps to your roof and jump off.
 
 
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LowIQTrash » Today, 10:36 am » wrote: Patience young Padawan…when the tRumP Ponzi implodes you will have little time to add to your short position… Image   Image   Image  

Elevator down...
Riding the storm out
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