This made me laugh part 82

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By LowIQTrash
28 Aug 2026 9:59 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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LowIQTrash
28 Aug 2026 9:59 am
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America has apparently perfected quantum employment: the jobs exist when politicians need to brag about them, disappear when the BLS revises the data, then reappear a year later when Goldman finds them in the unemployment-insurance records. Schrödinger's ******* payroll. Don't worry, though. Wall Street will trade billions of dollars at 8:30 AM based on a number we'll discover next February was pulled out of a statistical *******
Don't worry...the Soviet bureaucrats cooked the books for decades...we only got started in the 80s when Saint Raygun needed to make "adjustment$" to the heuristics...

When the real unemployment rate hits 18% before 2030, the BLS will tell you it's "only" 9%
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LowIQTrash
28 Aug 2026 10:01 am
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Retarded MAGAT - "But...but...I don't want to live in a nanny state."
#HostLife - The people have been turned into "hosts" (a food source - rent payers) for the 1% parasites (leeches - rent collectors) by the re-establishment of the "West Virginia Coal Mine Experience"™ (circa 1900). See Earned Vs. Unearned income By incrementally monopolizing necessities (food, water, shelter, utilities, medicine, even information), by debt expansion, and by wage suppression: we now work in their company "mines" (cube farms, whatever), live in their company housing (mortgage), shop in their company store (credit card debt), pay MONOPOLY prices for basic necessities. Literally, cradle to grave slavery to a small collection of "Nanny" Transnational Corporations (all owned at the top by a handful of investors)
Nanny corporates...so much better!
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28 Aug 2026 3:43 pm
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LowIQTrash » 28 Aug 2026, 9:59 am » wrote: ↑ https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/no- ... first-time


Don't worry...the Soviet bureaucrats cooked the books for decades...we only got started in the 80s when Saint Raygun needed to make "adjustment$" to the heuristics...

When the real unemployment rate hits 18% before 2030, the BLS will tell you it's "only" 9%
remember one thing, Soviet Union didn't exist until after their revolution in 1917. America started its income taxes in 1913. Social security numbers became legal identification of every generation gap ancestors calling themselves American citizens since 1936.

progressive intellectual changes away from self evident biological time simply adapting in space since personal conception into a specific ancestral lineage and generation gap within this species. Actual ancestors pretending social identity is greater than time existing as a simple reproduction limited to exist in this atmosphere now.
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Johnny You
28 Aug 2026 4:02 pm
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LowIQTrash » 28 Aug 2026, 9:59 am » wrote: ↑ https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/no- ... first-time

Don't worry...the Soviet bureaucrats cooked the books for decades...we only got started in the 80s when Saint Raygun needed to make "adjustment$" to the heuristics...

When the real unemployment rate hits 18% before 2030, the BLS will tell you it's "only" 9%
Whoever you were quoting has a high literary IQ..

Hydronyms..  For Glaciers that pour through a valley in Nepal like Moses...
DUMP THE TRUMP SLUMP 2026!
Bump Caps Recommended..
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LowIQTrash
29 Aug 2026 10:50 am
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JohnnyYou » 28 Aug 2026, 4:02 pm » wrote: ↑ Whoever you were quoting has a high literary IQ..

Hydronyms..  For Glaciers that pour through a valley in Nepal like Moses...
Yes, the posters on ZH are surprisingly sophisticated, unlike the majority of users frequenting a certain forum I know of...
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