It just kinda drifted into the net...Cannonpointer » 16 Sep 2026, 3:51 pm » wrote: ↑ Trump is kicking the **** out of Iran, now that their entire military has been destroyed.
But somehow, the captured a high tech U.S. submarine.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/ ... p_catchall
During an orgy, I'll wager.

When our gay and trans and circus midget and bond villain military is caught by a navy that doesn't exist, fruitcake, we can ONLY surmise that they were busy in an orgy, doing their doody and doing it hard.nefarious101 » 16 Sep 2026, 4:32 pm » wrote: ↑ Oh nooooooooooo!!!
we are not perfect......god help us....
what next? the death of an innocent sparrow?
how the hell can things go wrong on the battlefield....it's unheard of!!
I hope people can realize this is just satire....but it's the internet
Cannonpointer » 16 Sep 2026, 4:39 pm » wrote: ↑ When our gay and trans and circus midget and bond villain military is caught by a navy that doesn't exist, fruitcake, we can ONLY surmise that they were busy in an orgy, doing their doody and doing it hard.
You wanna call getting captured by a country that HAS NO **** NAVY "less than perfect," ya **** fruitcake? I guess Mt Kill a Manjaro - whatever a Manjaro is - is a pitcher's mount of a gofer hole in your world, huh?
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THEY DON'T HAVE A NAVY, YOU **** RUBE!![]()
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How the **** can our gay military lose to someone who DOESN'T HAVE A MILITARY???

I feel like I am watching the movie "Misery"Cannonpointer » 16 Sep 2026, 3:51 pm » wrote: ↑ Trump is kicking the **** out of Iran, now that their entire military has been destroyed.
But somehow, they captured a high tech U.S. submarine.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/ ... p_catchall
Thank you for your empathetic stupidity..nefarious101 » 16 Sep 2026, 4:44 pm » wrote: ↑ I still weep for the poor AI onboard the submarine...it must be TERRORFIED!!
Did we notify it's next of kin?...they do have kin don't they?
So did the Fed Rate..
Cannonpointer » 16 Sep 2026, 3:51 pm » wrote: ↑ Trump is kicking the **** out of Iran, now that their entire military has been destroyed.
But somehow, they captured a high tech U.S. submarine.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/ ... p_catchall
JohnnyYou » 16 Sep 2026, 5:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Thank you for your empathetic stupidity..
*** is in Asymetric dude.
Iran captured our submarine?. Was Whisky Pete's stash on board?

YOU Doesn't.. WE does..nefarious101 » 16 Sep 2026, 6:27 pm » wrote: ↑ So DEI Johnny....
does that make it the last straw?
ask yourself...do you all have any power to stop the Orange Man or not?....NO!

Dimwit, they have captured ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY, almost certainly because our gay and tranny DEI soldiers were having an orgy.nefarious101 » 16 Sep 2026, 4:44 pm » wrote: ↑ I still weep for the poor AI onboard the submarine...it must be TERRORFIED!!
Did we notify it's next of kin?...they do have kin don't they?
No.
Cannonpointer » 16 Sep 2026, 7:29 pm » wrote: ↑ No.
It's not a roomba.
Roomba's actually do not work underwater, do not act as mine sweepers, do not act without an operator.
You're just wrong about that.
Here, let me help you: https://www.justanswer.com/sip/irobot?r ... b840c2f9dd
Be honest.
Cannonpointer » 16 Sep 2026, 10:07 pm » wrote: ↑ Be honest.
Aren't you getting tired of so much winning?
Cannonpointer » 16 Sep 2026, 7:25 pm » wrote: ↑ Dimwit, they have captured ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY, almost certainly because our gay and tranny DEI soldiers were having an orgy.
That is a problem. Only a stooge would see it as anything else.
We can ALL imagine how you'd be ackin if it was the halfrican or that old zombie.![]()
