Why do I "need" a Smartphone?

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By DennisTheMenace
13 Jan 2022 4:56 am in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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DennisTheMenace
13 Jan 2022 4:56 am
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I remember a time when only Doctors and drug dealers had a pager.   Image  

When I leave the house...it's because I'm seeking conversation with an actual human being.  

Smartphones have made people dumb about social skills. 

There is nothing more annoying than someone that you are trying to have a conversation with...that is making love with his/her Smartphone. 


 
 
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sooted up Cyndi
13 Jan 2022 5:05 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 5:56 am » wrote: I remember a time when only Doctors and drug dealers had a pager.   Image  

When I leave the house...it's because I'm seeking conversation with an actual human being.  

Smartphones have made people dumb about social skills. 

There is nothing more annoying than someone that you are trying to have a conversation with...that is making love with his/her Smartphone. 
I don't have one. When I leave the house, I want to get away from the computer for a few hours.
Not carry a pocket one with me. :)  
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13 Jan 2022 5:22 am
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Y'all have the wrong frame of mind.

My cellphone is for MY convenience, not yours. I can turn off the ringer and I can send you to voicemail. MY convenience, not yours. Keep saying it over and over until you get it.

Plus, saying, "When some asshole is sitting right in front of me on their phone pretending I don't exist, that's a sign I shouldn't spend any more time with that asshole" and then leaving has always worked for me. The key is not spending any more of your limited life's time with said asshole.
 
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DennisTheMenace
13 Jan 2022 5:24 am
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Cyndi...you are still in my shun shed.

Get used to it.

 
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13 Jan 2022 5:27 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 6:24 am » wrote: Cyndi...you are still in my shun shed.

Get used to it.
Neffy told @Famagusta  he'd keep her collared, naked, and in a large dog kennel in his shed. She'd get moved to the barn if she behaved.

Make her an offer ...
 
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13 Jan 2022 5:31 am
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Phelix_Dacat » 13 Jan 2022, 6:27 am » wrote: Neffy told @Famagusta  he'd keep her collared, naked, and in a large dog kennel in his shed. She'd get moved to the barn if she behaved.

Make her an offer ...
Who is "Neffy"?

Never heard of the ****.
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Phelix_Dacat » 13 Jan 2022, 6:22 am » wrote: Y'all have the wrong frame of mind.

My cellphone is for MY convenience, not yours. I can turn off the ringer and I can send you to voicemail. MY convenience, not yours. Keep saying it over and over until you get it.

Plus, saying, "When some asshole is sitting right in front of me on their phone pretending I don't exist, that's a sign I shouldn't spend any more time with that asshole" and then leaving has always worked for me. The key is not spending any more of your limited life's time with said asshole.
Dennis is upset with me because i made him a new avatarImage
 
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DennisTheMenace
13 Jan 2022 5:40 am
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Cyndi is trying to weigh in again. :rofl:  

The only good thing about that ****...is...she has a ****. 

Old as it is. 
 
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13 Jan 2022 5:42 am
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Sounds like you two want to be alone. Together. <wink> <wink> <nudge> <nudge>

I can take a hint.
 
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13 Jan 2022 5:47 am
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Phelix_Dacat » 13 Jan 2022, 6:42 am » wrote: Sounds like you two want to be alone. Together. <wink> <wink> <nudge> <nudge>

I can take a hint.
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 I think the other idea was better. Fama-D-Scuster.
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13 Jan 2022 5:47 am
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Phelix_Dacat » 13 Jan 2022, 6:42 am » wrote: Sounds like you two want to be alone. Together. <wink> <wink> <nudge> <nudge>

I can take a hint.
Wrong again *******.

When I leave the house...it's not to **** a Smartphone. 

I live in the 
Philippines.  :rofl:  
 
 
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13 Jan 2022 5:51 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 6:47 am » wrote: Wrong again *******.

When I leave the house...it's not to **** a Smartphone. 

I live in the 
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You leave the house to ****?

That must make your wife a happy, smart, phony woman. 

Must be a Pinoy sort of thing.
 
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sootedupCyndi » 13 Jan 2022, 6:34 am » wrote: Dennis is upset with me because i made him a new avatarImage
 
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Good morning Cyndi
Very nicely done...  :clap:  !
Hey...my phone plan is $20 per month and THAT IS TOO MUCH.
I would rather just spend 50 cents per month at a local phone booth..... :)  
 
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13 Jan 2022 5:55 am
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Phelix_Dacat » 13 Jan 2022, 6:51 am » wrote: You leave the house to ****?

That must make your wife a happy, smart, phony woman. 

Must be a Pinoy sort of thing.
I'm waiting for your flight number.  I'll pick you up at the airport.

I'll make you see Jesus. 
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GHETTOBLASTER » 13 Jan 2022, 6:54 am » wrote: Good morning Cyndi
Very nicely done...  Image  !
Hey...my phone plan is $20 per month and THAT IS TOO MUCH.
I would rather just spend 50 cents per month at a local phone booth..... Image
Good morning Ghetto.
I made it,  and CP keeps changes his avatar. Image  so he's rather upset.
We don't even pick up a signal here. We do have a cheap flip to carry for icy roads.
I still keep my landlines. Because they always work even if the power goes out. Image  
 
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13 Jan 2022 6:02 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 6:55 am » wrote: I'm waiting for your flight number.  I'll pick you up at the airport.

I'll make you see Jesus. 
Sure. I spend all that money and time and when I get there you'll spend all your time on your smartphone trying to get fama into a dog kennel ... you bastard ...

Also, I don't swing that way and I'm an atheist.

"**** Jesus," said Pilate. "Already did that," replied Judas.
 
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13 Jan 2022 6:02 am
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Cyndi is ghosted.

Stay in you lane old ****.

 
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13 Jan 2022 6:07 am
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Phelix_Dacat » 13 Jan 2022, 7:02 am » wrote: Sure. I spend all that money and time and when I get there you'll spend all your time on your smartphone trying to get fama into a dog kennel ... you bastard ...

Also, I don't swing that way and I'm an atheist.

"**** Jesus," said Pilate. "Already did that," replied Judas.
What you don't understand is...I have lots of friends and relatives in the RP.

A "hit' doesn't cost that much when you are "established" in the RP. 

I've lived here for 15 years.

Again...I'd be happy to pick you up at the airport when you arrive.

 
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13 Jan 2022 6:14 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 7:07 am » wrote: What you don't understand is...I have lots of friends and relatives in the RP.

A "hit' doesn't cost that much when you are "established" in the RP. 

I've lived here for 15 years.

Again...I'd be happy to pick you up at the airport when you arrive.
What you don't understand is, I don't cheat on my wife.

Cheaters cheat.

I don't.
 
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13 Jan 2022 6:15 am
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sootedupCyndi » 13 Jan 2022, 6:58 am » wrote: Good morning Ghetto.
I made it,  and CP keeps changes his avatar. Image  so he's rather upset.
We don't even pick up a signal here. We do have a cheap flip to carry for icy roads.
I still keep my landlines. Because they always work even if the power goes out. Image
The landlines are amazing...how they will stretch but not break.
The big fat cables might have 100 pairs of wires in them..basically a pair of wires for every house on that run.
They are protected by the powerlines when a tree falls...... the powerlines take the brunt of the force and snap.
In the 30 years time I have lived in the woods...my landline phone lost it's connection just once.
 
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