Why do I "need" a Smartphone?

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By DennisTheMenace
13 Jan 2022 4:56 am in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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13 Jan 2022 6:20 am
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GHETTOBLASTER » 13 Jan 2022, 7:15 am » wrote: The landlines are amazing...how they will stretch but not break.
The big fat cables might have 100 pairs of wires in them..basically a pair of wires for every house on that run.
They are protected by the powerlines when a tree falls...... the powerlines take the brunt of the force and snap.
In the 30 years time I have lived in the woods...my landline phone lost it's connection just once.
Your Right!!  30 years twice. That's it.
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13 Jan 2022 6:20 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 5:56 am » wrote: I remember a time when only Doctors and drug dealers had a pager.   Image  

When I leave the house...it's because I'm seeking conversation with an actual human being.  

Smartphones have made people dumb about social skills. 

There is nothing more annoying than someone that you are trying to have a conversation with...that is making love with his/her Smartphone. 
If you had any social skills or this post was even mildly serious
you wouldn't be pretending to be such a prick.

Then again, you probably are...
Please seat yourself.

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13 Jan 2022 6:21 am
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DeezerShoove » 13 Jan 2022, 7:20 am » wrote: If you had any social skills or this post was even mildly serious
you wouldn't be pretending to be such a prick.

Then again, you probably are...
The only prick here is you.  And you aren't pretending. 
 
 
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13 Jan 2022 6:34 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 7:21 am » wrote: The only prick here is you.  And you aren't pretending. 
 
 

 
My secret was not guarded at all.

btw
If you don't want a smartphone, don't get one.
How **** hard is that?
Please seat yourself.

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13 Jan 2022 6:46 am
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DeezerShoove » 13 Jan 2022, 7:34 am » wrote: My secret was not guarded at all.

btw
If you don't want a smartphone, don't get one.
How **** hard is that?
Why are you such an asshole?

This was a thread about "Smartphones" until you chimned in. 

 
 
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 7:46 am » wrote: Why are you such an asshole?

This was a thread about "Smartphones" until you chimned in. 
Don't be coy, lil' guy.
It was really about you complaining. Again.


You went off the rails at #4. Penix helped keep it that way. So, **** off.
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13 Jan 2022 7:05 am
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DeezerShoove » 13 Jan 2022, 7:56 am » wrote: Don't be coy, lil' guy.
It was really about you complaining. Again.

You went off the rails at #4. Penix helped keep it that way. So, **** off.
You wouldn't want to meet me in person. 

Come see me in the RP.   Meet  my family members. 

I'll buy your plane ticket.
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13 Jan 2022 7:15 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 5:56 am » wrote: I remember a time when only Doctors and drug dealers had a pager.   Image  

When I leave the house...it's because I'm seeking conversation with an actual human being.  

Smartphones have made people dumb about social skills. 

There is nothing more annoying than someone that you are trying to have a conversation with...that is making love with his/her Smartphone. 
The laments of an old man, those damn kids and their Smart-phones.  A Dumb phone was good enough in my day!

And they are actually quite useful.  I waited, a long time, until I found an app to do my billing.  Raised my income by 20%.  Well worth it and now I wouldn't live without it so, don't use it on walks to take calls, or stare at all day, but there are two things you'd like where you are.

1. You can use Life360, which tells you where the wife and kids are.

2. You can use What-Three-Words, which with just three words will tell you where you are within three meters anywhere on the planet.  Go out for a nice walk, fall or get hurt and need help, just open the app and tell those coming to help you almost exactly where you are.

The wife has a flat tire and needs help, What-Three-Words.  Even easier than GPS.

Check 'em out.
 
 
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 5:56 am » wrote: I remember a time when only Doctors and drug dealers had a pager.   Image  

When I leave the house...it's because I'm seeking conversation with an actual human being.  

Smartphones have made people dumb about social skills. 

There is nothing more annoying than someone that you are trying to have a conversation with...that is making love with his/her Smartphone. 


 
 
Always seeking things to blame for your willingness to give up understanding why you exist in the first place. simple compounding replacement inhabiting time occupying space now.

Your character role playing is your ancestor's worse enemy. You self destruct saving humanity's intellectual dreams come true.

You are convinced biology doesn't maintain eternal separation of your time evolving here now.
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13 Jan 2022 9:23 am
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GHETTOBLASTER » 13 Jan 2022, 6:54 am » wrote: Good morning Cyndi
Very nicely done...  Image  !
Hey...my phone plan is $20 per month and THAT IS TOO MUCH.
I would rather just spend 50 cents per month at a local phone booth..... Image
So e of us have important things and contacts to make during the day and the smart phone makes my life easier. With the thousands of people I talk to through out the month it makes it way more convenient. 
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Crazytrain » 13 Jan 2022, 10:23 am » wrote: So e of us have important things and contacts to make during the day and the smart phone makes my life easier. With the thousands of people I talk to through out the month it makes it way more convenient. 
you are a micromanaging tyrant of other people's biological time sustaining to preserve pay to stay in character among societal evolution you participate in now.

You hide in plain sight using facts derived from time table logistics covering up life doesn't exceed the moment here. all this is maintained academically, artistically, politically, spiritually, economically, socially, ancestrally governing forward until great great grandchildren don't ever arrive again so far.
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GHETTO BLASTER » 13 Jan 2022, 7:15 am » wrote: The landlines are amazing...how they will stretch but not break.
The big fat cables might have 100 pairs of wires in them..basically a pair of wires for every house on that run.
They are protected by the powerlines when a tree falls...... the powerlines take the brunt of the force and snap.
In the 30 years time I have lived in the woods...my landline phone lost it's connection just once.
 
Big fat cables carry thousands of pairs. there are trunk lines going from central offices to central offices to make the connections cross country and around the world as well as from each central office to each household and with the advent of wireless communications device to device connected to the internet and all it takes is understanding frequency and oscillation to decipher any bandwidth sent wirelessly to easedrop on any one device with its chips encoded with caller id and homing capabilities to instant register location by the second ring.

Hell it doesn't even take people to listen in anymore with filters popping out specific words used to flag a conversation. Big Brother has existed before 1984 arrive. Why do you think ruling elites dissolved their partnership with corporations creating universal coverage of public utilities.

Government has many levels between global economics, religions, politics, academics, arts, between type cast people defending race, cree, color, national origin, gender bias, rank in social order bypassing ancestral lineage.

All these intellectual variants within biology only sustains eternal separation of active reproductions occupying space now.

I worked 32 years sustaining networks of instant communication between 24 time zones and my brain recognized real among all the realities proclaiming no brain is capable of recognizing life in plain sight, yet I navigate eternity now eternally changing within my own skin as position adapting to space sharing the moment here.

8 corners of the globe, not 4. But it isn't a box shape. it is this form of event horizons facing 6 halves of the whole. https://i.postimg.cc/3wtqVzgz/Picture-152.jpg

see, intellect teaches ancestors to philosophize life like this https://i.postimg.cc/9XK6W3vh/Picture-151.jpg

ancestral progression combines DNA like this https://i.postimg.cc/HsrhKSxh/Picture-123.jpg. Every great great grandchild arrives in center balance and can evolve into vertical center axis of 1 of 2 parents, horizontal plane of 1 of 4 grandparents, diagonally becoming 1 of 8 great grandparents, and the formation of 4 parallel vertical axises, 16 great great grandparents rising half way between the horizontal edges of 4 grandparenting people.
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13 Jan 2022 9:52 am
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 5:56 am » wrote: I remember a time when only Doctors and drug dealers had a pager.   Image  

When I leave the house...it's because I'm seeking conversation with an actual human being.  

Smartphones have made people dumb about social skills. 

There is nothing more annoying than someone that you are trying to have a conversation with...that is making love with his/her Smartphone. 

Who said you need one?

Just curious, if you don't have a smartphone, what made you dumb and lacking social skills?
 
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Crazytrain » 13 Jan 2022, 10:23 am » wrote: So e of us have important things and contacts to make during the day and the smart phone makes my life easier. With the thousands of people I talk to through out the month it makes it way more convenient.
No it doesn't.
You just want it so you can be like everyone else and so you can have another ELECTRONIC BABYSITTER TO STARE INTO AND PLAY WITH.
 
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DennisTheMenace » 13 Jan 2022, 8:05 am » wrote: You wouldn't want to meet me in person. 

Come see me in the RP.   Meet  my family members. 

I'll buy your plane ticket.

Alright, that's enough.

The little queer is getting threatening, barking like a big dog. 

Time to change his avatar again and settle the cuck down.

Little girl, stop pretending to have balls.
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

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When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

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If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Liberalsarescum » 13 Jan 2022, 1:37 pm » wrote: lol no I use it for a lot of things ,
Like what? please do tell. :blush:  
 lol. My alt doc gave me one.. All it was good for was taking videos of my shoes? hey honey? I'm in the grocery store? pick me up some cheese. Please. :blink:  
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Liberalsarescum » 13 Jan 2022, 3:01 pm » wrote: Well Ill make a bit of a list.
I use it for a memo . shopping lists , gps , games , a phone obviously, a calculator when shopping to compere prices . A search engine when n I'm out shopping , especially when one store hasn't got what I'm looking for ,  a dress book ,I also use the blue tooth for music in my car and home stereo.
I'm gonna tease your arss sweetheart?
Thats it? games and food prices.... I thought you would come up with something a bit better :?:  luv you. silly.
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13 Jan 2022 2:51 pm
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Liberalsarescum » 13 Jan 2022, 3:08 pm » wrote: I use it for a camera and a light also . I sleep with in under my pillow next to a glock 34
Pot holes can damage your car,
ASSHOLES can ruin your life!
REMEMBER THAT!

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13 Jan 2022 3:26 pm
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Alzheimers » 13 Jan 2022, 2:36 pm » wrote: We know your sexual preference. It is not woman.
He's a fat little queer hiding out in the filipines, **** pinoy boy toys. 

And I'm all live and let live - until he starts spewing tough talk and flip-semen. 

Weak dick suckers flexing - won't tolerate it. 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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13 Jan 2022 4:04 pm
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Liberalsarescum » 13 Jan 2022, 1:37 pm » wrote: lol no I use it for a lot of things ,
Of course.
I just don't think the cost is worth the convenience.
I  can manage just fine without the Smart Phone
I also don't think employees should be expected to provide their own Smart Phones to perform any company related duties.
The Employer should provide the phone and pay the bill.

 
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