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RunningWithScissors
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I'm just trying to learn how to navigate this place... but I want to give a shout out! 

I'm new here!!!! 

I'm a long-time lurker, and a first-time poster! 

I'm a total **** jerk, but I do love to talk about UFO's, and sports, and movies, and music, and sex, and tv shows, and cigars, and just about anything except politics! 

And please don't get me started on religion...

But otherwise! Hi! I'm new here! 

Please be nice to me! 
 
 
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RunningWithScissors
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Well thanks! That's a great welcome! I'm going to put you on my friend list!
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Jantje_Smit
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RunningWithScissors » 25 Jun 2022, 5:05 am » wrote: I'm just trying to learn how to navigate this place... but I want to give a shout out! 

I'm new here!!!! 

I'm a long-time lurker, and a first-time poster! 

I'm a total **** jerk, but I do love to talk about UFO's, and sports, and movies, and music, and sex, and tv shows, and cigars, and just about anything except politics! 

And please don't get me started on religion...

But otherwise! Hi! I'm new here! 

Please be nice to me!
Well... hi.... now **** off....

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Jantje_Smit
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RunningWithScissors » 25 Jun 2022, 5:05 am » wrote: I'm just trying to learn how to navigate this place... but I want to give a shout out! 

I'm new here!!!! 

I'm a long-time lurker, and a first-time poster! 

I'm a total **** jerk, but I do love to talk about UFO's, and sports, and movies, and music, and sex, and tv shows, and cigars, and just about anything except politics! 

And please don't get me started on religion...

But otherwise! Hi! I'm new here! 

Please be nice to me!
Sorry about that... lol... that was just to give you an impression of what this place is like...

But welcome... if you are truly new here and not a sok... the navigating is pretty simple, just click on political chat rooms in the grey bar at the top and then on no holds barred political forum, that's where all the other jerks are... don't worry too much about the 'political'... you can talk about pretty much anything you want... and be nice to people... lol.. you will see...

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RunningWithScissors
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Jantje_Smit » 25 Jun 2022, 10:59 am » wrote: Sorry about that... lol... that was just to give you an impression of what this place is like...

But welcome... if you are truly new here and not a sok... the navigating is pretty simple, just click on political chat rooms in the grey bar at the top and then on no holds barred political forum, that's where all the other jerks are... don't worry too much about the 'political'... you can talk about pretty much anything you want... and be nice to people... lol.. you will see...

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lol no worries! I like you already! I'm not a sock, yet... Maybe one day, but for now, I'm a virgin! 

I always try to be nice! (except for religion) So I look forward to having good times here and staying away from politics and religion! :-)
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RunningWithScissors
25 Jun 2022 11:17 am
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Two things I can't figure out yet. First, is how to get rid of that signature that I have. That's **** rude, and I can think of much funnier things. And second is how to change my avatar!

Any help would be greatly appreciated!
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Jantje_Smit
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RunningWithScissors » 25 Jun 2022, 11:08 am » wrote: lol no worries! I like you already! I'm not a sock, yet... Maybe one day, but for now, I'm a virgin! 

I always try to be nice! (except for religion) So I look forward to having good times here and staying away from politics and religion! :-)
hmm... virgins wouldn't know what a sok is....

But I will give you the benefit of the doubt on that one.... trying to be nice is something different than actually being nice... and how hard do you try... lol... but that's ok, you don't sound like a liberal snowflake, they don't have a sense of humor.... try to be nice to them and see what happens...

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RunningWithScissors
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Jantje_Smit » 25 Jun 2022, 11:28 am » wrote: hmm... virgins wouldn't know what a sok is....

But I will give you the benefit of the doubt on that one.... trying to be nice is something different than actually being nice... and how hard do you try... lol... but that's ok, you don't sound like a liberal snowflake, they don't have a sense of humor.... try to be nice to them and see what happens...

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I'm new here. But I've definitely been around for a very long time. So yeah, I'm a virgin here! Please be nice to me! :-)  I'm not political at all. I do not discuss politics. And yes, I try to be nice. Unless somebody is an asshole, and then I can be not so nice. 

But I really do need help getting rid of this signature! Any advice? 
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RunningWithScissors
25 Jun 2022 11:43 am
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ok i think i just figured one thing out. But still can't get rid of my sig...

Can you actually make money here?

I could use a couple of grand...
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RunningWithScissors
25 Jun 2022 11:44 am
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I can sell my body. cheap...
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RunningWithScissors
25 Jun 2022 12:06 pm
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I figured it out! But thanks!
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RunningWithScissors
25 Jun 2022 12:09 pm
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I'm still willing to sell my body, for cheap!
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RunningWithScissors
9 Jul 2022 5:54 am
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My body is getting more expensive by the moment! 

I used to be like $15.99. but fook no! I'm like 159.99 now! 

You shoulda had me while I was cheap! 
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RunningWithScissors
15 Jul 2022 1:21 am
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$10 says I win best post next week/year... Haven't done it yet. I'll put $10 on next week, and $20 on the year...

But since you know it's going to be me, i have to make it incognito... How can I make that work since you'll be voting against me?

Tell me how to do it, and I promise I will win.
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RunningWithScissors
15 Jul 2022 1:27 am
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I'm going to talk about aliens. And how aliens actually make up our religions.

And stuff like that...
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RunningWithScissors
30 Jul 2022 2:50 am
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OK, I've been here for a little while now, trying to learn how this place rolls.

I still have no friggin clue how it rolls. I can post somewhere, and it appears elsewhere. I answer, and it appears on a different thread...

Trust me, I have been posting on forums longer than any of you, but I have never seen the posting physics shown on this board!

Can anyone please tell me how this works? I'll be your best friend!
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RunningWithScissors » 30 Jul 2022, 2:50 am » wrote: OK, I've been here for a little while now, trying to learn how this place rolls.

I still have no friggin clue how it rolls. I can post somewhere, and it appears elsewhere. I answer, and it appears on a different thread...

Trust me, I have been posting on forums longer than any of you, but I have never seen the posting physics shown on this board!

Can anyone please tell me how this works? I'll be your best friend!
I don't trust you, I have been on forums ever since it looked like Bu$h would defeat Al Gore... are you sure you can beat that...

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Cucurbitaceaeophobia » 25 Jun 2022, 9:32 am » wrote: fall on the scissors, do us a favor
lol
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Jantje_Smit » 25 Jun 2022, 10:56 am » wrote: Well... hi.... now **** off....

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how did this thread come up? Seriously... there's something wrong with this place... 
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