Drunk Paul Pelosi Slamed Into A Jeep While Drunk...

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By Skans
28 Jun 2022 10:00 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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28 Jun 2022 10:00 pm
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It's out now, boys and girls, Paul Pelosi, Piss-Pants Pelosi's pickled husband, was arrested, not just because he was drunk, but because he freaking slammed into a jeep......WITH HIS PORSCHE!

Paul the-drunk-Pelosi committed 4 crimes:
  • Driving while bombed out of his mind
  • Smashing up someone else's vehicle
  • Junking a beautiful Porsche
  • Trying to intimidate the cop using Piss-Panties Pelosi's Political Status
  • And, just being a Democrat Dick.
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28 Jun 2022 10:04 pm
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Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:00 pm » wrote: It's out now, boys and girls, Paul Pelosi, Piss-Pants Pelosi's pickled husband, was arrested, not just because he was drunk, but because he freaking slammed into a jeep......WITH HIS PORSCHE!

Paul the-drunk-Pelosi committed 4 crimes:
  • Driving while bombed out of his mind
  • Smashing up someone else's vehicle
  • Junking a beautiful Porsche
  • Trying to intimidate the cop using Piss-Panties Pelosi's Political Status
  • And, just being a Democrat Dick.
In fairness, he's married to this:

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You would stay drunk, too.
 
 
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28 Jun 2022 10:09 pm
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Cannonpointer » 28 Jun 2022, 10:04 pm » wrote: In fairness, he's married to this:

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You would stay drunk, too.
 
I'd rather fornicate with Hillary.  At least she'd fight back.
 
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28 Jun 2022 10:13 pm
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Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:09 pm » wrote: I'd rather fornicate with Hillary.  At least she'd fight back.
FAT GRANNY would slice your dick off!
Then stuff it in your mouth!
:lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:  
 
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28 Jun 2022 10:14 pm
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Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:09 pm » wrote: I'd rather fornicate with Hillary.  At least she'd fight back.

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"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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28 Jun 2022 10:16 pm
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LOL!  I don't want any snake-baby, but a cigar-fornicating Jewish fatty??? I mean, all I have to do is poke Hillary in a hole and I get the bonus?
 
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28 Jun 2022 10:18 pm
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nuckinfutz » 28 Jun 2022, 10:13 pm » wrote: FAT GRANNY would slice your dick off!
Then stuff it in your mouth!
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Do you think she has the stamina to try something like that?  Damn, and I thought Hillary was just going to lie there like a dead, gelatinous fish.
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28 Jun 2022 10:21 pm
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Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:16 pm » wrote: LOL!  I don't want any snake-baby, but a cigar-fornicating Jewish fatty??? I mean, all I have to do is poke Hillary in a hole and I get the bonus?

Just remember what it cost bubba.

Poking a jew broad ain't EVER without cost. 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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28 Jun 2022 10:22 pm
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Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:18 pm » wrote: Do you think she has the stamina to try something like that?  Damn, and I thought Hillary was just going to lie there like a dead, gelatinous fish.
Hmmmm. You may be right!
But you like dead. gelatinous fish, right?
:lol:   :lol:   :lol:  
Its not rape when the fish is dead!
 
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28 Jun 2022 10:40 pm
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nuckinfutz » 28 Jun 2022, 10:22 pm » wrote: Hmmmm. You may be right!
But you like dead. gelatinous fish, right?
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Its not rape when the fish is dead!
She has to say "NO" for it to be rape.  If you don't hear her say NO, then it can't be rape.
 
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28 Jun 2022 10:44 pm
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Cannonpointer » 28 Jun 2022, 10:21 pm » wrote: Just remember what it cost bubba.

Poking a jew broad ain't EVER without cost.
Hey, ya cheap bastard - you gotta pay to play!  ****** was free when I was 25.  Once you hit 30, IT ALL COSTS YOU (some more than others).
 
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28 Jun 2022 10:50 pm
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Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:44 pm » wrote: Hey, ya cheap bastard - you gotta pay to play!  ****** was free when I was 25.  Once you hit 30, IT ALL COSTS YOU (some more than others).
Tell me about it. Women are so damned entitled.

I had this one gal raising hell at me for "taking ad-vaaaan-tage" of her.

Like roofies are free or something. 

 
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You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


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28 Jun 2022 10:56 pm
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Cannonpointer » 28 Jun 2022, 10:50 pm » wrote: Tell me about it. Women are so damned entitled.

I had this one gal raising hell at me for "taking ad-vaaaan-tage" of her.

Like roofies are free or something.
LOL!  The drunk chick passed out on me as the tip was just knocking at the door.  Fortunately, I wasn't as drunk as she was and just got a bad case of blue balls. For sure, that weird chick would have said I raped her.
 
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28 Jun 2022 11:05 pm
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Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:56 pm » wrote: LOL!  The drunk chick passed out on me as the tip was just knocking at the door.  Fortunately, I wasn't as drunk as she was and just got a bad case of blue balls. For sure, that weird chick would have said I raped her.

Isn't taking the roofie implied consent?
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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29 Jun 2022 7:16 am
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Cannonpointer » 28 Jun 2022, 11:05 pm » wrote: Isn't taking the roofie implied consent?
Oh, I think I'm going to delete this - not a good idea to have this **** out there on the internet!
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29 Jun 2022 10:54 am
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No way.... someone drove while drunk. This has never happened before.
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29 Jun 2022 12:11 pm
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impartialobserver » 29 Jun 2022, 10:54 am » wrote: No way.... someone drove while drunk. This has never happened before.
If that was all there is to the story, I might agree.  Except these people are elitists and hypocrites.  They try to use their position of power to sweep stuff like this under the rug, where the 2nd class people like you and me, we go to jail, pay fines, pay more for insurance, lose our licenses to drive, etc.  Nancy herself has showed up drunk delivering slurred speeches on the House floor.  Recently, shoved a Texas congresswoman's young daughter out of her way during a photo-op and people said she was acting like she was sloshed.
 
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Skans » 29 Jun 2022, 12:11 pm » wrote: If that was all there is to the story, I might agree.  Except these people are elitists and hypocrites.  They try to use their position of power to sweep stuff like this under the rug, where the 2nd class people like you and me, we go to jail, pay fines, pay more for insurance, lose our licenses to drive, etc.  Nancy herself has showed up drunk delivering slurred speeches on the House floor.  Recently, shoved a Texas congresswoman's young daughter out of her way during a photo-op and people said she was acting like she was sloshed.
Politicians, actors, athletes, celebrities have always been able to circumvent the full brunt of the law. How is this new? We had a conservative  lieutenant governor in Idaho that was very, very drunk... He blew .29... 90 minutes after running off the road. What came of it? He got a ticket ($90 at the time) and that was the end of it. 
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29 Jun 2022 12:17 pm
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impartialobserver » 29 Jun 2022, 12:14 pm » wrote: Politicians, actors, athletes, celebrities have always been able to circumvent the full brunt of the law. How is this new? We had a conservative  lieutenant governor in Idaho that was very, very drunk... He blew .29... 90 minutes after running off the road. What came of it? He got a ticket ($90 at the time) and that was the end of it.
I don't care if the drunk is a liberal or a conservative - if they are breaking the law they should bear the full brunt of the law as any other citizen would. We can't have 2 classes of people when it comes to being treated equally under the law.  That is unconstitutional.
 
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Skans » 29 Jun 2022, 12:17 pm » wrote: I don't care if the drunk is a liberal or a conservative - if they are breaking the law they should bear the full brunt of the law as any other citizen would. We can't have 2 classes of people when it comes to being treated equally under the law.  That is unconstitutional.
And you think that this preferential treatment towards those who have money is going to stop? I agree that they should pay the price just like anyone else... just not sure how you would go about changing this.
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