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I really want to have a good grilled hippopotamus steak before I die

The most exotic meat I have had is rattlesnake and bear. Hippo seems like something you need to travel to Africa for

SJConspirator » 26 Jul 2022, 7:53 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 7:53 pm

I really want to have a good grilled hippopotamus steak before I die

Wouldn't it be pretty tough? It would take forever to cook. 

FOS » 26 Jul 2022, 7:55 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 7:55 pm

The most exotic meat I have had is rattlesnake and bear. Hippo seems like something you need to travel to Africa for

I have had rattlesnake. It was okay, I guess. I doubt I will have it again. 

Vegas » 26 Jul 2022, 8:01 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:01 pm

Wouldn't it be pretty tough? It would take forever to cook.

from what I have read, it is the most prized and delicious meat in the world.  

SJConspirator » 26 Jul 2022, 8:07 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:07 pm

from what I have read, it is the most prized and delicious meat in the world.

I didn't know that. That's cool, I wouldn't mind trying it.
 

Vegas » 26 Jul 2022, 8:09 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:09 pm

I didn't know that. That's cool, I wouldn't mind trying it.

its rare and never became a staple because they are so dangerous to hunt, apparently.  One guy with a rifle gets stomped on by a hippo 9/10 times

SJConspirator » 26 Jul 2022, 8:10 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:10 pm

its rare and never became a staple because they are so dangerous to hunt, apparently.  One guy with a rifle gets stomped on by a hippo 9/10 times

Seriously? Do they not have powerful enough guns to put them down the first shot? I admittedly don't know a lot about guns, so I don't know what hippo hunters would use vs hunting a deer. 

SJConspirator » 26 Jul 2022, 8:10 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:10 pm

its rare and never became a staple because they are so dangerous to hunt, apparently.  One guy with a rifle gets stomped on by a hippo 9/10 times

It isn't that dangerous for white hunters. Selection bias.

white hunters just never hunt hippos cause of geographic distance. But if they did they would use a gun that can drop it easy.
30.06 easy choice. There is even a specialty big game gun called the z that kills elephants in one shot

my stepfather hunts exotic big game in Africa regularly. Never killed a hippo. I guess there isn't status in that. But all sorts of other stuff.

FOS » 26 Jul 2022, 8:13 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:13 pm

It isn't that dangerous for white hunters. Selection bias.

white hunters just never hunt hippos cause of geographic distance. But if they did they would use a gun that can drop it easy.
30.06 easy choice. There is even a specialty big game gun called the z that kills elephants in one shot

my stepfather hunts exotic big game in Africa regularly. Never killed a hippo. I guess there isn't status in that. But all sorts of other stuff.

firearms in the modern age could easily drop a hippo.  However, in early civilization before the advent of firearms, tribes learned to rely on domesticated cattle because they were much easier to slaughter than hippos.  

our meats of choice became chicken and beef centuries ago because it’s easier to kill  and consume weak, docile beasts

Vegas » 26 Jul 2022, 8:12 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:12 pm

Seriously? Do they not have powerful enough guns to put them down the first shot? I admittedly don't know a lot about guns, so I don't know what hippo hunters would use vs hunting a deer.

now they do.  Imagine being a cro magnon and trying to take down a hippo with a stone spearhead that you sharpened on a rock

SJConspirator » 26 Jul 2022, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:46 pm

now they do.  Imagine being a cro magnon and trying to take down a hippo with a stone spearhead that you sharpened on a rock

I mean.
.will it impress a girl?

Vegas » 26 Jul 2022, 8:01 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:01 pm

Wouldn't it be pretty tough? It would take forever to cook.

There's a meat tenderizer mallet for this  . . . . 

And  ---------------------------> ONE <--------------------  **** green is all you  **** have for me ?

**** YOU !

You stingy bastard ! 


 
 

SJConspirator » 26 Jul 2022, 8:10 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 8:10 pm

its rare and never became a staple because they are so dangerous to hunt, apparently.  One guy with a rifle gets stomped on by a hippo 9/10 times

If one can kill an elephant with a single shot between the eyes  . . .  I'm sure you can kill a hippo too, from a safe distance !

FOS » 27 Jul 2022, 1:45 am » wrote: ↑

27 Jul 2022, 1:45 am

I mean.
.will it impress a girl?

Why would you need to do that, for the purpose ?

I never needed to do that  . . .  and I've impressed lotsa girls in my life !
 

SJConspirator » 26 Jul 2022, 7:53 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Jul 2022, 7:53 pm

I really want to have a good grilled hippopotamus steak before I die

why? Curiosity. Go catch one, if it doesn't eat you, eat it.

omh » 27 Jul 2022, 5:15 am » wrote: ↑

27 Jul 2022, 5:15 am

why? Curiosity. Go catch one, if it doesn't eat you, eat it.

As far as I know hippos are vegetarians  . . .  I may be wrong, though !

And more often than not  . . .  curiosity kills the cat  . . . 
 

Jinn Martini » 27 Jul 2022, 5:19 am » wrote: ↑

27 Jul 2022, 5:19 am

As far as I know hippos are vegetarians  . . .  I may be wrong, though !

And more often than not  . . .  curiosity kills the cat  . . . 
 

Curiosity is instincts navigating areas to discover what intellect makes secret within one species fooling their own kind. the individual making the discovery will face insubordination, treason, and blasphemy for their efforts to correct corruption.

No good deed goes unpunished.

at some beijing open markets you can purchase sausages from around the world. name a plant or animal, and you might find it in one of their sausages.  even certified war kill sausages, wrapped in photo of dead body.

walkingstick » 27 Jul 2022, 5:25 am » wrote: ↑

27 Jul 2022, 5:25 am

at some beijing open markets you can purchase sausages from around the world. name a plant or animal, and you might find it in one of their sausages.  even certified war kill sausages, wrapped in photo of dead body.

You are an annoying disciple of doubt, so my goal is to implode all established doubt you preach. You use corrupted power of suggestion, I am simply trying to correct it.

Honest sole vs corrupted soul mentality. Numbers say I don't stand a chance. But nobody else is trying.