Do two wrongs make a right?

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By Pastafarian
16 Sep 2022 6:38 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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The Bible says it does repeatedly. 

Sodom and Gomorrah
The great flood
the genocide of the Malakites
the genocide of the Canaanites
God let plagues befall the Egyptians. 


 
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16 Sep 2022 7:42 am
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Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 6:38 am » wrote: The Bible says it does repeatedly. 

Sodom and Gomorrah
The great flood
the genocide of the Malakites
the genocide of the Canaanites
God let plagues befall the Egyptians.
God can do no wrong.  Only man can.  And, some types of "man" seem to do a hell of a lot more wrong than others.
 
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16 Sep 2022 8:57 am
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Skans » 16 Sep 2022, 7:42 am » wrote: God can do no wrong.  Only man can.  And, some types of "man" seem to do a hell of a lot more wrong than others.
Genocide is very wrong. 

Slavery is very wrong. 

Chipd abuse is very wrong. 

God condones them all. 

God most certainly has wronged humans. 
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16 Sep 2022 9:00 am
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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16 Sep 2022 9:13 am
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Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 6:38 am » wrote: The Bible says it does repeatedly. 

Sodom and Gomorrah
The great flood
the genocide of the Malakites
the genocide of the Canaanites
God let plagues befall the Egyptians.

Didn't you say there was no God?   
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16 Sep 2022 9:30 am
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Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 8:57 am » wrote: Genocide is very wrong. 

Slavery is very wrong. 

Chipd abuse is very wrong. 

God condones them all. 

God most certainly has wronged humans.
How dare you blaspheme God!
 
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16 Sep 2022 12:31 pm
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Skans » 16 Sep 2022, 7:42 am » wrote: God can do no wrong.  Only man can.  And, some types of "man" seem to do a hell of a lot more wrong than others.
The whole "God" thing is a poorly written myth.
If God is omniscient and eternal and has always knows everyone, then
Why would this "God: character design Adam & Eve so they would follow culinary advice from taking reptiles?
Have you ever eaten ANYTHING because a reptile advised you to?

Why would he let things get so bad that he would feel obliged to drown the entire planet to start over with Noah & his family?
If God was omnipotent and omniscient, he could easily have designed a virus that would have spared the plants and animals.

If the purpose of Jesus was to explain the will of "God" to mankind, then why didn't he have Jesus write his own Gospel?
And can anyone explain how we are supposed to be impressed with Jesus' elaborate, self-inflicted suicide?
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16 Sep 2022 12:48 pm
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Xavier_Onassis » 16 Sep 2022, 12:31 pm » wrote:
Why would this "God: character design Adam & Eve so they would follow culinary advice from taking reptiles?
GOD HAS A PLAN, ONE WHICH HE NEED NOT DISCLOSE TO YOU.

Why would he let things get so bad that he would feel obliged to drown the entire planet to start over with Noah & his family?
GOD HAS A PLAN, AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU TO JUDGE GOD OR HIS PLAN - LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE.

If God was omnipotent and omniscient, he could easily have designed a virus that would have spared the plants and animals.
GOD'S PLAN MAY HAVE A HIGHER PURPOSE(S), ONE WHICH YOU ARE NOT PRIVY TO, AND ONE WHICH YOU LIKELY WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND.

If the purpose of Jesus was to explain the will of "God" to mankind, then why didn't he have Jesus write his own Gospel?
THE PURPOSE OF JESUS WAS TO ABSOLVE MAN FROM MAN'S SIN THROUGH HIS ACCEPTANCE, AND PROVIDE MAN WITH A PATH TO BE WITH GOD, THROUGH HIM.

And can anyone explain how we are supposed to be impressed with Jesus' elaborate, self-inflicted suicide?
JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS.  ACCEPT IT, OR DON'T. YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN FREE WILL AND YOU ARE VERSED IN THE SCRIPTURE.  THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

 
 
 
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Skans » 16 Sep 2022, 9:30 am » wrote: How dare you blaspheme God!
God can suck my dick. 
 
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roadkill » 16 Sep 2022, 9:13 am » wrote: Didn't you say there was no God?
I don’t see any evidence for a god or any gods. Nor the Devil, demons and the jinn. 

I’m just trying to understand your reasoning for groveling to such a cowardly god. 
 
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16 Sep 2022 1:06 pm
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Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 1:00 pm » wrote: God can suck my dick.
God can.  Because, God can do anything.  But, I doubt God will. 

And, as for your soliciting God to do such a profane thing to the body with which God has endowed your soul, the only one who is listening is God's fallen angel, Lucifer who had long ago been delegated the task of dealing with evil souls.  You have marked yourself for future punishment and sorrow.
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Skans » 16 Sep 2022, 1:06 pm » wrote: God can.  Because, God can do anything.  But, I doubt God will. 

And, as for your soliciting God to do such a profane thing to the body with which God has endowed your soul, the only one who is listening is God's fallen angel, Lucifer who had long ago been delegated the task of dealing with evil souls.
Otoh, that **** would use His teeth. 

Your God has nary done a thing for me.  Keep your delusions to yourself, leather boy. 
 
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16 Sep 2022 1:18 pm
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Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 1:10 pm » wrote: Otoh, that **** would use His teeth. 

Your God has nary done a thing for me.  Keep your delusions to yourself, leather boy.
You live because of the Lord.  You will die because you are Human.  Your Soul has been marked by your own blasphemy, and I do not pretend to know what is in store for you.  Perhaps, if I can muster up a kind thought, I will pray for your doomed soul.
 
 
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Skans » 16 Sep 2022, 1:18 pm » wrote: You live because of the Lord.  You will die because you are Human.  Your Soul has been marked by your own blasphemy, and I do not pretend to know what is in store for you.  Perhaps, if I can muster up a kind thought, I will pray for your soul.
No, I live  bcuz of my parents. I would sooner believe I live bcuz of an ancient Egyptian god, Greek, Zoroastrian, Norse, Chinese, Hindu, or any of the thousands of gods who’ve passed through a culture’s folklore. 

There is no evidence of a soul. 

No need to pray for nothing. 
 
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Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 1:04 pm » wrote: I don’t see any evidence for a god or any gods. Nor the Devil, demons and the jinn. 

I’m just trying to understand your reasoning for groveling to such a cowardly god.

I don't grovel...God doesn't require that.


But you sure grovel to yer leftist gods.
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roadkill » 16 Sep 2022, 1:23 pm » wrote: I don't grovel...God doesn't require that.

But you sure grovel to yer leftist gods.
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roadkill » 16 Sep 2022, 1:23 pm » wrote: I don't grovel...God doesn't require that.

But you sure grovel to yer leftist gods.
Your god demands your groveling. 

I am bound by no gods. 
 
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16 Sep 2022 1:26 pm
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Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 1:22 pm » wrote: No, I live  bcuz of my parents. I would sooner believe I live bcuz of an ancient Egyptian god, Greek, Zoroastrian, Norse, Chinese, Hindu, or any of the thousands of gods who’ve passed through a culture’s folklore. 

There is no evidence of a soul. 

No need to pray for nothing.
You have made your choice.  You were given free will during your tenure here on earth.  After that - you'll just have to wait and find out.
 
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Skans » 16 Sep 2022, 1:26 pm » wrote: You have made your choice.  You were given free will during your tenure here on earth.  After that - you'll just have to wait and find out.
I’ve made no choice. I’ve followed the evidence to a dead end. 

Do you buy your stocks on faith. If you did you’d be a poor man. 

I bet I never find out. 
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