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Pastafarian » 17 Sep 2022, 10:54 am » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 10:54 am

What’s that? A figment of your imagination.

No...the guiding force in yer pitiful life.

roadkill » 17 Sep 2022, 10:56 am » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 10:56 am

No...the guiding force in yer pitiful life.

My family?

We can’t alol be cultists like you. 
 

Pastafarian » 17 Sep 2022, 10:41 am » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 10:41 am

how do you know?

Whay of the creator of the universe couldn’t give a guck about you?

Maybe your opinions are worthless but my opinion of the Christian god is most certainly understanding of him. 

If there is a Christian god, he is an immoral being and a malignant narcissist who feels the need to punish innocent people.

Faith. A feeling of connection with God. Small miracles I have witnessed. Certainty? I don't have that and likely won't this side of the dirt. 
 

Neo » 17 Sep 2022, 11:00 am » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 11:00 am

Faith. A feeling of connection with God. Small miracles I have witnessed. Certainty? I don't have that and likely won't this side of the dirt.

And if you lived in India, you’d be praising Ganesh. 

The thing about faith is it isn’t at all reliable. 

Small miracles or random acts of chance?

Name one thing you’ve witnessed that was supposedly a miracle?
 

Pastafarian » 17 Sep 2022, 11:05 am » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 11:05 am

And if you lived in India, you’d be praising Ganesh. 

The thing about faith is it isn’t at all reliable. 

Small miracles or random acts of chance?

Name one thing you’ve witnessed that was supposedly a miracle?

Seen hundreds of lives changed for the better. Addiction cured, violence abated, families restored. Hardened gangsters praising Jesus.  For supernatural miracles? Water to wine, dead to life stuff? Haven't personally seen any of those. 
 

Pastafarian » 17 Sep 2022, 10:31 am » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 10:31 am

That’s a load of **** right there. 

So, I can’t question Christianity’s claims bcuz I’m afraid?

Thats retarded. You’ve received one too many blows to your head. 

I question all the gods humanity has ever conjured up. 

Not much different between Muslim fundamentalists and American Christian fundamentalists except  our Constitution keeps their theocratic nature at bay.

Oh, I see that hurt! Ouch, huh?  

Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 6:38 am » wrote: ↑

16 Sep 2022, 6:38 am

The Bible says it does repeatedly. 

Sodom and Gomorrah
The great flood
the genocide of the Malakites
the genocide of the Canaanites
God let plagues befall the Egyptians.

I believe in a Universe that is the product of INTELLIGENT DESIGN
The Bible was written to be an "Instruction Manual" for how we should live our lives.
I think there are some Gross Assumptions in that book..but HIV / MONKEYPOX lends credence to biblical warnings about LIVING YOUR LIFE AS A SILLY SAVAGE WITH **** ALL OVER YOUR DICK.
https://youtu.be/9l4JpI0nwf8
 
 

GHETTOBLASTER » 17 Sep 2022, 12:52 pm » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 12:52 pm

I believe in a Universe that is the product of INTELLIGENT DESIGN
The Bible was written to be an "Instruction Manual" for how we should live our lives.
I think there are some Gross Assumptions in that book..but HIV / MONKEYPOX lends credence to biblical warnings about LIVING YOUR LIFE AS A SILLY SAVAGE.
https://youtu.be/9l4JpI0nwf8

That video made my day! Dammit, Jim...that Dice is hilarious!

DeplorablePatriot » 17 Sep 2022, 3:18 pm » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 3:18 pm

That video made my day! Dammit, Jim...that Dice is hilarious!

It's hard to imagine that he came up through the ranks doing Stand Up in SUPER SNOWFLAKE LA LA LAND. He must of made a name for himself either in Chimpcongo or Filthadelphia...?
 

So you don't believe in fighting your enemy? Goodness, you would make a very pleasant eneny

Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 6:38 am » wrote: ↑

16 Sep 2022, 6:38 am

The Bible says it does repeatedly. 

Sodom and Gomorrah
The great flood
the genocide of the Malakites
the genocide of the Canaanites
God let plagues befall the Egyptians. 


 

You know what a miracle is? the time you quit denying now is eternity sustaining your eternal separation of ancestors specifically occupying time inhabiting space specifically here performing as you currently exist one of a kind.

Neo » 17 Sep 2022, 11:14 am » wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2022, 11:14 am

Seen hundreds of lives changed for the better. Addiction cured, violence abated, families restored. Hardened gangsters praising Jesus.  For supernatural miracles? Water to wine, dead to life stuff? Haven't personally seen any of those.

so what? Different books change lives everyday. It’s a placebo effect. 

Hardened gangsters praise Allah, Ganesh. Why is yours a miracle but those ain’t?

Your miracles are real low hanging fruit. 
 

Skans » 16 Sep 2022, 1:06 pm » wrote: ↑

16 Sep 2022, 1:06 pm

God can.  Because, God can do anything.  But, I doubt God will. 

And, as for your soliciting God to do such a profane thing to the body with which God has endowed your soul, the only one who is listening is God's fallen angel, Lucifer who had long ago been delegated the task of dealing with evil souls.  You have marked yourself for future punishment and sorrow.

If God were omniscient and knew everything, then he would have KNOWN that Lucifer would rebel, and would have done a better job of creating him. Why give angels free will, anyway? Their function is to be faithful servants. So, make them like border collies, why not?

If God were omnipotent and could DO anything would have simply removed Lucifer/Satan.

The "God" character in the Bible does not behave according to the attributes given him.

Xavier_Onassis » 19 Sep 2022, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑

19 Sep 2022, 2:02 pm

If God were omniscient and knew everything, then he would have KNOWN that Lucifer would rebel, and would have done a better job of creating him. Why give angels free will, anyway? Their function is to be faithful servants. So, make them like border collies, why not?

If God were omnipotent and could DO anything would have simply removed Lucifer/Satan.

The "God" character in the Bible does not behave according to the attributes given him.

God deceives Adam and Eve in the Bible. He creates them and then quickly tricks them into failing. God knew the serpent would trick them, mere children, and the **** allowed it. 

 

Xavier_Onassis » 19 Sep 2022, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑

19 Sep 2022, 2:02 pm

If God were omniscient and knew everything, then he would have KNOWN that Lucifer would rebel, and would have done a better job of creating him. Why give angels free will, anyway?

God did not give angels free will.  He gave man free will.  As for "why" God does what he does, you would have to ask him those questions.  I do not presume to know God's will.
 

Pastafarian » 19 Sep 2022, 2:05 pm » wrote: ↑

19 Sep 2022, 2:05 pm

God deceives Adam and Eve in the Bible. He creates them and then quickly tricks them into failing. God knew the serpent would trick them, mere children, and the **** allowed it.

Precisely correct, except for one detail.
In the Bible, God has no mother.
And therefore could not actually BE a "****".

Why flood the entire planet to dispose of the sinful human race?
All he needed was a VIRUS... and a vaccine for Noah and his family.
It would have cut really short Noah's trip to Australia and having to deal with unruly kangaroos, Tasmanian Devils, angry emus and venomous platypuses.

Xavier_Onassis » 19 Sep 2022, 2:21 pm » wrote: ↑

19 Sep 2022, 2:21 pm

Precisely correct, except for one detail.
In the Bible, God has no mother.
And therefore could not actually BE a "****".

Why flood the entire planet to dispose of the sinful human race?
All he needed was a VIRUS... and a vaccine for Noah and his family.
It would have cut really short Noah's trip to Australia and having to deal with unruly kangaroos, Tasmanian Devils, angry emus and venomous platypuses.

No global flood, no trillions of tons of pressurized organic matter buried in subterranean caverns. We weren't getting to the modern age on whale blubber. 
 

Pastafarian » 16 Sep 2022, 8:57 am » wrote: ↑

16 Sep 2022, 8:57 am

Slavery is very wrong. 
 

Only if it is skin color related.

Otherwise it's just fine !

Xavier_Onassis » 19 Sep 2022, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑

19 Sep 2022, 2:02 pm

If God were omniscient and knew everything, then he would have KNOWN that Lucifer would rebel, and would have done a better job of creating him. Why give angels free will, anyway? Their function is to be faithful servants. So, make them like border collies, why not?

If God were omnipotent and could DO anything would have simply removed Lucifer/Satan.

The "God" character in the Bible does not behave according to the attributes given him.

This is extreme and stupid fedora teir ****. 

You are not a student of theology.

Believe it or not,, Christianity is not refuted by some stoned 14 year old asking obvious questions.

No,, the Bible itself does not even ever suggest that God is omnipotent.. indeed it clearly suggests otherwise. 

FOS » 19 Sep 2022, 10:28 pm » wrote: ↑

19 Sep 2022, 10:28 pm

This is extreme and stupid fedora teir ****. 

You are not a student of theology.

Believe it or not,, Christianity is not refuted by some stoned 14 year old asking obvious questions.

No,, the Bible itself does not even ever suggest that God is omnipotent.. indeed it clearly suggests otherwise. 

Every social identity is a willing participant to never accepting their actual time as ancestrally here. Honesty has been declared insubordination, treason, blasphemy against organized idealisms demanding total compliance to power of suggesting life is more than mutually evolving as reproductively displaced now.

Mom and dad teach each of their children, 2 parents and 4 grandparents direct each grandchild to pay attention to semantics or else, 8 great grandparents control the 6 positions of numbers to all 4 generations still alive. Remaining 16 great great grandparents advise each great great grandchild tomorrow will be a better day than genetics delivered today.

Define the highway to hell is paved with greater good intentions better than I have showing how this species has directed itself into performing self fulfilling prophecies as historically brought forth into fruition now.

Stop playing the divide and conquer flame, shame, blame everyone else for obeying deniers same as oneself has done saving humanity. Tell me I haven't defined the core between hypocrisy and hypocrites within the species of homo sapiens' genetic results present any generation since civilization began denying now is eternity..