Liberal Forum

So-called "ethnic jokes," "off-color jokes," and whatever are gold for libtard virtue signaling.  Such jokes should always be told at the Monday morning meeting.

For starters, here's one for the Christmas season.

Q: How did the jew landlord make xtra money on Christmas eve?

A: He put a parking meter on the roof.

Why do Blacks not adopt White kids?

Answer: They're too hard to keep clean.

Why did the Lesbian go to the Hospital?

Answer: To get an Addadicktome.

Q: What do *** get for Christmas?

A: Your bike.

If a moslem hits his wife, is it considered domestic violence or child abuse?

Why did the Mexican think he was in California?

Answer: When he was hitchhiking, all the cars that drove by yelled 'Sonny Beaches'.

Q. Why did the Jewish American princess refuse to have a colostomy?

A. She couldn't find shoes to match the bag.

Guy is walking through the desert when j
Jew comes along with a salami under his arm.

Guy: What's that for?
Jew: If I get hungry, I can eat.

Along comes a Bedouin with a goatskin canteen.

Guy: What's that for?
Bedouin: When I get thirsty, I can drink.

Finally he sees a Polack dragging an old Chevy Pickup door.

Guy: What are you doing with that?
Polack: When it gets hot, I roll down the window.
 
 

Q. What did James Brady say after he was shot?

A. I've got half a mind to quit this job.

Q: Name 3 things you can't give a ***.

A: A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
 

Q. How many conjobs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two. One to change the bulb, the other to piss and moan about how much better the ols bulb was.

Polack: Honey, how come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?

Polack wife: You're never around.

What's black & white, and rolls on the beach?

A *** and a seagull fighting over a dead carp.

A *** wears a suit and tie to his vasectomy appointment. His wife asks, "Why are you wearing a suit to surgery?" The *** replies, "If I'm gonna be impotent, then I'm gonna look impotent!"

White Farmer: "Didn't you borrow my hoe last week?"

Black Farmer: "Well, mista, I din't know yo wife wuz in da bizness!"

Q. What does a young stupid polack woman put behind her ears to attract men?

A. Her ankles.

Q: What do you call a radio under a ***'s arm?

A: Stolen.

Q: Why do *** hate country music?A: When they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister got shot!

A jew-*** runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more jew or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”

“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50. I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it.”

IkeBana » 24 Dec 2022, 12:47 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 12:47 pm

Q. What does a young stupid polack woman put behind her ears to attract men?

A. Her ankles.

Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
A. Ask your mom!