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When does a joke become a dad joke?When it leaves and never comes back.

Mr.7 » 24 Dec 2022, 1:00 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 1:00 pm

Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
A. Ask your mom!

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What do you say to a feminist with no legs and nor arms?

Nice tits, bitch.

So, this divorced white woman is desperate for some black cock. She finds a black guy at a bar, then takes him home. She rips off all of her clothes, then lays on the bed with her legs spread eagle. She says "Ok, do what you do best!" So, the black guy takes her TV and runs out the window.

Why do Jews have such big noses? 

Air is free.

How do you get a nun pregnant? 

Dress her up as an altar boy.
 

ZiggyX » 24 Dec 2022, 1:47 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 1:47 pm

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Found your picture

 

ZiggyX » 24 Dec 2022, 1:47 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 1:47 pm

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Ziggy defends his mother.....  
 

Mr.7 » 24 Dec 2022, 2:33 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 2:33 pm

Found your picture

OK.  See.   That's worth a Star.

Mr.7 » 24 Dec 2022, 1:00 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 1:00 pm

Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
A. Ask your mom!

The better part of you was left dripping down the whorehouse wall.  
 

Vegas » 24 Dec 2022, 2:13 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 2:13 pm

How do you get a nun pregnant? 

Dress her up as an altar boy.

Humor from the abortion clinic...

Q.  How do you make a dead baby float?

A.  Two scoops of dead baby and root beer.
 
Sign on the abortion clinic...

YOU RAPE 'EM, WE SCRAPE 'EM!
NO FETUS CAN BEAT US!!!
 

How do you get a one armed black guy out of a tree?



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IkeBana » 24 Dec 2022, 3:21 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 3:21 pm

The better part of you was left dripping down the whorehouse wall.

You know Ikey....that was the funniest joke ever. Right ZiggyX?
 

Mr.7 » 24 Dec 2022, 4:23 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 4:23 pm

You know Ikey....that was the funniest joke ever. Right ZiggyX?

The drill instructor beat the **** out of anybody who laughed at it.

Loke "Ask your mom." is some kind of laugh riot.    

IkeBana » 24 Dec 2022, 4:42 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 4:42 pm

The drill instructor beat the **** out of anybody who laughed at it.

Loke "Ask your mom." is some kind of laugh riot.  

Don't worry.....Pastaman, I mean ZiggyX will be on here to tell you how good it is.

ZiggyX » 24 Dec 2022, 2:35 pm » wrote: ↑

24 Dec 2022, 2:35 pm

OK.  See.   That's worth a Star.

Uh, yeah.  Look, ZiggyX, I don't want to ... mmmm, well, offer a critique (something against my standing policy), but
... maybe you should consider leaving the humor to those more qualified. Oh, and please don't do a poll asking if you
are funny....I mean, you might not like the results. Just looking out for you MoFo.
 

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Mr.7 » 25 Dec 2022, 7:45 am » wrote: ↑

25 Dec 2022, 7:45 am

Uh, yeah.  Look, ZiggyX, I don't want to ... mmmm, well, offer a critique (something against my standing policy), but
... maybe you should consider leaving the humor to those more qualified. Oh, and please don't do a poll asking if you
are funny....I mean, you might not like the results. Just looking out for you MoFo.

Thanks, Mr.7.  
I like to try out the comedy routine here, before going to the Comedy Club and trying it there.

ZiggyX » 25 Dec 2022, 11:13 am » wrote: ↑

25 Dec 2022, 11:13 am

Thanks, Mr.7.  
I like to try out the comedy routine here, before going to the Comedy Club and trying it there.

You are welcome. Oh, be careful getting that covid jab. It can kill you. Ask Ikey.
 

Mr.7 » 25 Dec 2022, 11:17 am » wrote: ↑

25 Dec 2022, 11:17 am

You are welcome. Oh, be careful getting that covid jab. It can kill you. Ask Ikey.

I got 2 Shots and a Booster.  That was 12 months ago.  I think I have immunity.  But ... thanks for caring.

I support 'Right to Die'.  Righties dying off by the thousands put Biden in Office.  Keep up the Good Work, Mr.7.