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Its humor for the humorless! God knows we all need a laugh!Shower Cap ArchivesWho Put the Fun in Non-Fungible Tokens?Friday, December 16th, 2022by Shower Cap | American Madness Journal | 18 comments It’s been said there’s a sucker born every minute, though scientists currently estimate that number may be as high as 4.39. The question is, after three years of guzzling horse dewormer, how many are still alive to buy NFTs? Donald Trump is like some Dickensian avatar of chiseling for chiseling’s sake. And we made him President of the United States, where one of his big accomplishments was wringing piss money out of the Secret Service. I’ve said this before, but I guarantee you the pockets of every ill-fitting suit in the guy’s closet are stuffed with tiny fistfuls of restaurant mints. But Jesus Christ, what do you even say about a con petty enough to make Mike Flynn and Steve Bannon feel cheap? Except that it WORKED, that the almost tauntingly **** “digital trading cards” sold out within 24 hours?Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a good polling-induced Dotard tantrum as much as the next fellow, but until Ron DeSantis has a legion of fevered drones he can bleed for millions of dollars whenever the fancy strikes him, they’re not in the same league, at least as far as the GOP’s cultified politics are concerned. Of course, Ron-Ron managed to identify the one godforsaken patch of the wingnut fever swamp from which someone could potentially out-crazy/outflank Donald Trump with the maniac MAGA base, and guess where he’s decided to set up camp? Gonna win the primary by pandering to anti-vaxxers, what a fun, healthy strategy that is. Wouldn’t want to interrupt your very serious postmortem of what historians are already calling the Inflation Sucks But Y’All Ain’t Right in the Head midterms, I’m sure Blake Masters’ insight is both thrilling and valuable, but maybe stop trying so hard to be the party of unhinged ****? How are these lessons still so **** unlearnable?
 
 
 

**** JOE BIDEN
**** MILLEY THE ****** *** GENERAL
**** DA HOE HARRIS
**** ALL LIBERAL PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS

But in conservative politics, the loudest asshole is King. Speaking of which…      

The hardest part of writing about Elon Musk is the constant need to find fresh synonyms for “pathetic.” The man is on a cringe bender, hemorrhaging credibility and billions of dollars as he stomps his way down the well-worn path trod by every mewling MAGA mediocrity that just. won’t. shut. the. ****. up.

There’s nothing in the world more tedious than a freshly blackpilled dude. That desperation to paper over personal failings with conspiracy theories and victimhood…nobody wants to go to that party, Elon. Nobody that doesn’t suck, anyway. “Groomer rhetoric and replacement-level ****, BYOB.” Ah jeez, as amusing as it’s been, watching you wiggle your *** for likes from the Q crowd, I’ve, uh, got a thing that night.

But congratulations on discovering pronoun jokes, kid. You’re right on the cutting edge. I bet you shout “Lerooooooy Jenkins” every time you have to sell another brick of Tesla stock. You’re the hippest cat in class, you only get booed when you appear in public because everybody’s jealous of how awesome you are.

I mean, who doesn’t love a really rank hypocrite? Self-Professed “Free Speech Absolutist” Deplatforms Journalists Who Cover Him, you say? Insufferable Twit Whines About Doxxing Days After Former Employee Flees Home From Twit-Sicced Mob? What a walking skidmark you are, Elon. Pay your bills, dickwad.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure smiting critics on the social media site you paid the full rube markup rate for provides a nice respite from failing in front of the whole **** world, but it only feeds the loser doom loop you’re trapped in. Pro tip: people won’t stop laughing at you until you stop punching yourself in the groin.

I hope Mark Meadows’ phone winds up in the Smithsonian, y’know? I’m told that if you hold it in your hands, you can almost hear the institutions of democracy rotting. Personally, I think the writers are getting a little heavy-handed with the “Marshall Law” stuff and the NFTs and the vaccine quackery; like, ok you guys, they’re idiots, WE GET IT.

The Marshall Law guy is South Carolina Congressdolt Ralph Norman, who is also in the news this week as one of the five intractable turds floating in Kevin McCarthy’s breakfast cereal, (he’s only got a four-vote margin to work with, y’see) which is degoddamnlightful, if you ask me. Live by the insurrectionist weirdo, die by the insurrectionist weirdo, ****.

I guess Brett Kavanaugh attended the creepiest of all possible Xmas parties, but don’t worry, he responsibly brought along his designated apologist, Susan Collins, to excuse/enable any drunken assaults that may h
 

nuckin **** trying to be funny again

BlaVe, take over this thread!
@Blackvegetable    
 

nuckinfutz » 11 Feb 2023, 11:55 am » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 11:55 am

Its humor for the humorless! God knows we all need a laugh!Shower Cap ArchivesWho Put the Fun in Non-Fungible Tokens?Friday, December 16th, 2022by Shower Cap | American Madness Journal | 18 comments It’s been said there’s a sucker born every minute, though scientists currently estimate that number may be as high as 4.39. The question is, after three years of guzzling horse dewormer, how many are still alive to buy NFTs? Donald Trump is like some Dickensian avatar of chiseling for chiseling’s sake. And we made him President of the United States, where one of his big accomplishments was wringing piss money out of the Secret Service. I’ve said this before, but I guarantee you the pockets of every ill-fitting suit in the guy’s closet are stuffed with tiny fistfuls of restaurant mints. But Jesus Christ, what do you even say about a con petty enough to make Mike Flynn and Steve Bannon feel cheap? Except that it

I thought this was going to be a thread about naked women in shower caps.  I am extremely disappointed.
"Use your imagination - I lost my shower cap" 
 
 

Selaphobia » 11 Feb 2023, 12:11 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 12:11 pm

nuckin **** is copying and pasting. THAT DUMB MOTHER **** LIVES IN A "TRAILOR" AND HAS **** FOR BRAINS.

He is just trying to make conversation. DeSantis is my bet for the Republican nominee in 2024.

He focuses on dumb ****. But I am still keeping an open mind.

Skans » 11 Feb 2023, 12:18 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 12:18 pm

I thought this was going to be a thread about naked women in shower caps.  I am extremely disappointed.
"Use your imagination - I lost my shower cap"

What if I told you she was only 13? That would get you and Cannon excited!  
Will you settle for this?

 
 

Skans » 11 Feb 2023, 12:18 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 12:18 pm

I thought this was going to be a thread about naked women in shower caps.  I am extremely disappointed.
"Use your imagination - I lost my shower cap"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i0NszQICW8Q

The Cap rules...

It's why they hate him.

nuckinfutz » 11 Feb 2023, 12:27 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 12:27 pm

What if I told you she was only 13? That would get you and Cannon excited!  
Will you settle for this?

so you raped her already...

nuckinfutz » 11 Feb 2023, 11:55 am » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 11:55 am

Its humor for the humorless! God knows we all need a laugh!Shower Cap ArchivesWho Put the Fun in Non-Fungible Tokens?Friday, December 16th, 2022by Shower Cap | American Madness Journal | 18 commentsIt’s been s...

...at is. Wouldn’t want to interrupt your very serious postmortem of what historians are already calling the Inflation Sucks But Y’All Ain’t Right in the Head midterms, I’m sure Blake Masters’ insight is both thrilling and valuable, but maybe stop trying so hard to be the party of unhinged ****? How are these lessons still so **** unlearnable?

Where is the funny?
It's a whiny bitch session with unclever made-up nicknames...  zzzzz

Talking points amuse you that much?

DeezerShoove » 11 Feb 2023, 1:14 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 1:14 pm

Where is the funny?
It's a whiny bitch session with unclever made-up nicknames...  zzzzz

Talking points amuse you that much?

We are waiting for you to post something funny. C'mon Deez!
Bend over and crack us a smile!  
 

They saved their Jesusest behavior for the visiting Volodymyr Zelensky, of course, because there’s nothing a modern right-winger hates more than being reminded that their dreams of violent domination will forever be stifled by their inescapable inadequacy at all human endeavors that require any skill beyond deceiving the braindead.

“What?” you may be thinking to yourself, “How addicted to Putin’s bloody taintsweat do you have to be to take his side against a global hero on the front lines of the fight against tyranny?” Well, you’ll have to ask Tucker Carlson about that. Or Tulsi Gabbard. Or Don Junior. Or Glenn Greenwald. Yeah. Folks like that. The kind of stuff we filter out at the sewage treatment plant, or “pundits” as they say on the Right.

 
 

Blackvegetable » 11 Feb 2023, 12:36 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 12:36 pm

The Cap rules...

It's why they hate him.

Hate him?  Don’t really think of him…except on a rare occasion around here.     

nuckinfutz » 11 Feb 2023, 3:31 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 3:31 pm

We are waiting for you to post something funny. C'mon Deez!
Bend over and crack us a smile!

Why wait?
I'm not funny; I'm a serious person. You have already said that.

But...
You just claimed this was humorous. 
Obviously you don't know funny. 
What was the funny part?

DeezerShoove » 11 Feb 2023, 4:43 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 4:43 pm

Why wait?
I'm not funny; I'm a serious person. You have already said that.

But...
You just claimed this was humorous. 
Obviously you don't know funny. 
What was the funny part?

What is funny is why you are never funny!
You need to loosen up your anal schpincter and let some air in!      
 

this is painfully stupid. seriously. Just snarky insults with zero insight.

Never heard of it. Reads like a goddamn word salad smothered in Russian dressing

nuckinfutz » 11 Feb 2023, 4:47 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Feb 2023, 4:47 pm

What is funny is why you are never funny!
You need to loosen up your anal schpincter and let some air in!    

Make up your "mind", Howdy Dowdy.
So now I'm funny?  

btw
What the **** is wrong with your spelling?
Try to limit your simple posts to words you know.