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Here's the post in the form of the King James Bible.
And it came to pass, that hundreds of wise men skilled in the arts of Artifice, being experts and founders of pursuits technological, put forth their voices and spake in one voice, like unto the sounding of a trumpet, as they set down their names upon an epistle, an epistle penned by the scribes of the Institute for the Future of Life.
Lo, a multitude did gather then to call for a sojourn in the crafting of the cunning, fire-breathing engines which were named GPT-4, GPT-5 and such, lest they rain down fury and woe upon man, taking his labours from him, or sowing seeds of untruth, or even worse, superseding us poor mortals in our manifold daily doings. "Six months, we say!" was their cry, to stay the hands that form the AI seraphim, and should the tinkers refuse, let governments command these labs to sheathe their arms within the allotted time.
For they warned, with grave and fevered hearts, of the fiendish contest raging heavenward betwixt the mighty OpenAI, Microsoft, and Google, a contest fought not for virtue but filthy lucre, which sought to raise new engines untamed, whilst allowing neither society nor those who hold the sceptre of governance to examine the secrets of such conjurations. In the face of these marvels, whose powers grew as the setting suns upon the horizon, a mighty cry has risen among this gathering of learned men, united in their flesh and blood, that more rules of heaven must be ordained to forge these dread seraphim. For only then, as the shadows wax and wane, shall man be granted time to weigh the wondrous fruits and dark perils which these cunning machinations may stem, ere new engines are made whole.
Nothing is easier than defending the status quo.