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I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.  
 

LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm

I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.

You goat-partner is a voyeur? That's sick...

LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm

I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.

Did the Sheep consent?  BTW, what is the age of consent of a Sheep?
 

Skans » 20 Apr 2023, 4:10 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 4:10 pm

Did the Sheep consent?  BTW, what is the age of consent of a Sheep?

The UN is addressing this!

PRINCIPLE 16 – CONSENSUAL SEXUAL CONDUCT

https://icj2.wpenginepowered.com/wp-...MARCH-2023.pdf

Consensual sexual conduct, irrespective of the type of sexual activity, the sex/
gender, sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression of the people
involved or their marital status, may not be criminalized in any circumstances.
Consensual same-sex, as well as consensual different-sex sexual relations, or
consensual sexual relations with or between trans, non-binary and other genderdiverse people, or outside marriage – whether pre-marital or extramarital – may, therefore, never be criminalized.

With respect to the enforcement of criminal law, any prescribed minimum age of
consent to sex must be applied in a non-discriminatory manner. Enforcement may
not be linked to the sex/gender of participants or age of consent to marriage.

Moreover, sexual conduct involving persons below the domestically prescribed
minimum age of consent to sex may be consensual in fact, if not in law. In this
context, the enforcement of criminal law should reflect the rights and capacity of
persons under 18 years of age to make decisions about engaging in consensual
sexual conduct and their right to be heard in matters concerning them.

Pursuant to their evolving capacities and progressive autonomy, persons under 18 years of age
should participate in decisions affecting them, with due regard to their age, maturity
and best interests, and with specific attention to non-discrimination guarantees.

 
 

Skans » 20 Apr 2023, 4:10 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 4:10 pm

Did the Sheep consent?  BTW, what is the age of consent of a Sheep?

I felt sheepish once, does that qualify me for wokeness?

LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 4:17 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 4:17 pm

The UN is addressing this!

PRINCIPLE 16 – CONSENSUAL SEXUAL CONDUCT

https://icj2.wpenginepowered.com/wp-...MARCH-2023.pdf

Consensual sexual conduct, irrespective of the type of sexual activity, the sex/
gender, sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression of the people
involved or their marital status, may not be criminalized in any circumstances.
Consensual same-sex, as well as consensual different-sex sexual relations, or
consensual sexual relations with or between trans, non-binary and other genderdiverse people, or outside marriage – whether pre-marital or extramarital – may, therefore, never be criminalized.

With respect to the enforcement of criminal law, any prescribed minimum age of
consent to sex must be applied in a non-discriminatory manner. Enforcement may
not be linked to the sex/gender of participants or age of consent to marriage.

Moreover, sexual conduct involving persons below the domestically prescribed
minimum age of consent to sex may be consensual in fact, if not in law. In this
context, the enforcement of criminal law should reflect the rights and capacity of
persons under 18 years of age to make decisions about engaging in consensual
sexual conduct and their right to be heard in matters concerning them.

Pursuant to their evolving capacities and progressive autonomy, persons under 18 years of age
should participate in decisions affecting them, with due regard to their age, maturity
and best interests, and with specific attention to non-discrimination guarantees.

Sheep consent must be a real problem in the United Nations.
 

RebelGator » 20 Apr 2023, 4:18 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 4:18 pm

I felt sheepish once, does that qualify me for wokeness?
 

Sheepish is ok, but Sheepuss - you need to first get her written consent.

3 guys were walking along a farm fence

They noticed a sheep with its head stuck in the fence

First guy said “I sure wish that was Shania Twain “

Second guy said “I wish that was Beyoncé“

Third guy said “I wish it was dark “    
 

Give it less than 10 years.  You'll be the library director.  

Mrkelly » 20 Apr 2023, 5:16 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 5:16 pm

3 guys were walking along a farm fence

They noticed a sheep with its head stuck in the fence

First guy said “I sure wish that was Shania Twain “

Second guy said “I wish that was Beyoncé“

Third guy said “I wish it was dark “    
 

 

You're the third guy.    
 

blimp

LincolnNebraska » 29 Apr 2023, 6:26 am » wrote: ↑

29 Apr 2023, 6:26 am

blimp

I saw the title and I thought it was about @murdock  but I was wrong...

 



 
 
 

LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm

I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.

You **** animals but have a problem with homosexuality. 

No  you can’t read to children, animal rapist. 
 

Pastafarian » 29 Apr 2023, 7:28 am » wrote: ↑

29 Apr 2023, 7:28 am

You **** animals but have a problem with homosexuality. 

No  you can’t read to children, animal rapist.

Pasta the child molester is back

FJB » 29 Apr 2023, 7:29 am » wrote: ↑

29 Apr 2023, 7:29 am

Pasta the child molester is back

You mistaken me for your daddy. 

Pastafarian » 29 Apr 2023, 7:30 am » wrote: ↑

29 Apr 2023, 7:30 am

You mistaken me for your daddy.

the law will catch up with you

FJB » 29 Apr 2023, 7:39 am » wrote: ↑

29 Apr 2023, 7:39 am

the law will catch up with you

Like it did with your daddy. 

I’ve given out my address yet you impotent losers are too scared to use it. 
 

Pastafarian » 29 Apr 2023, 7:47 am » wrote: ↑

29 Apr 2023, 7:47 am

Like it did with your daddy. 

I’ve given out my address yet you impotent losers are too scared to use it.

nice try little fella

LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm

I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.

Western Kentucky is famous for Barn Porn....and chicks with weird barnyard venereal diseases.  They still hold the bragging rights...so get after those sheep and goats and make Nebraska proud