I screw farm animals. Can I do liberry story hour?

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Skans » 20 Apr 2023, 4:10 pm » wrote: Did the Sheep consent?  BTW, what is the age of consent of a Sheep?
 
Lamb old enough to menstrate or ejaculate. He never specified which gender he screws or lets screw him. All that lanolin for free keeps his skin so soft and moist.
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Imperial Wizard
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Pastafarian » 29 Apr 2023, 7:28 am » wrote: You **** animals but have a problem with homosexuality. 

No  you can’t read to children, animal rapist.

Hi ***!  Why haven't you used this sock lately?  Oh, I know!
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I want to do library story hour with college girls

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Pastafarian » 29 Apr 2023, 7:28 am » wrote: You **** animals but have a problem with homosexuality. 

No  you can’t read to children, animal rapist.
Bigot. ^
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Pastafarian » 29 Apr 2023, 7:47 am » wrote: Like it did with your daddy. 

I’ve given out my address yet you impotent losers are too scared to use it.
No one is coming to Rikers to slap you around, bitch.
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.
Dude, keep your disgusting fetishes to yourself. 

I see you aren’t big on consent either. That’s a control issue thing, freak. 
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LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.

Well...you need to follow progressive protocol if you want to keep it legal and put a 'smiley face" on it.  Make the sheep wear a dress....anything in a dress meets the progressive scientific definition of being a woman.

You can score extra "progressive points" if you kill a few lambs in the womb and screw the real young ones...anyone says anything complain about being misunderstood.

Well...that about covers progressive legality of it....oh...whatever winds up dying...sell the body parts....progressive get all giddy about that kind of thing
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LincolnNebraska » 20 Apr 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: I hear from one library that homosexual story hour is about "diversity, inclusion, self-love and an appreciation of others."

I love myself for screwing sheep.  You can't say that I'm not diverse!  I just want to be included and appreciated!

I would wear farmer garb with a big bulge.  My reading partner dresses as a goat.
"Look, we'll allow you to read to the little kids, but for the record, are you fornicating with male, female or non-binary goats?"
 
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Skans » 06 Sep 2023, 8:22 am » wrote: "Look, we'll allow you to read to the little kids, but for the record, are you fornicating with male, female or non-binary goats?"
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nefarious101 » 06 Sep 2023, 8:11 am » wrote: Well...you need to follow progressive protocol if you want to keep it legal and put a 'smiley face" on it.  Make the sheep wear a dress....anything in a dress meets the progressive scientific definition of being a woman.

You can score extra "progressive points" if you kill a few lambs in the womb and screw the real young ones...anyone says anything complain about being misunderstood.

Well...that about covers progressive legality of it....oh...whatever winds up dying...sell the body parts....progressive get all giddy about that kind of thing
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