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I told those cows to avoid cunnilingus with Whoopie and Oprah. Nobody listens to me.

Mysterious deaths of six cattle in Texas sparks UFO fears: 'Something strange' is happening | Fox News

 

DeplorablePatriot » 25 Apr 2023, 11:46 am » wrote: ↑

25 Apr 2023, 11:46 am

I told those cows to avoid cunnilingus with Whoopie and Oprah. Nobody listens to me.

Mysterious deaths of six cattle in Texas sparks UFO fears: 'Something strange' is happening | Fox News

I hope Is-A-Moo is ok? if someone got her tongue- I'd be a blessing.  
 

Probably a new gender

sootedupCyndi » 25 Apr 2023, 11:49 am » wrote: ↑

25 Apr 2023, 11:49 am

I hope Is-A-Moo is ok? if someone got her tongue- I'd be a blessing.

For a minute, I thought you were referring to Misty. My bad....    
 

Sumela » 25 Apr 2023, 11:55 am » wrote: ↑

25 Apr 2023, 11:55 am

Probably a new gender

It's Jews.

DeezerShoove » 25 Apr 2023, 12:06 pm » wrote: ↑

25 Apr 2023, 12:06 pm

It's Jews.

   

sootedupCyndi » 25 Apr 2023, 11:49 am » wrote: ↑

25 Apr 2023, 11:49 am

I hope Is-A-Moo is ok? if someone got her tongue- I'd be a blessing.

I hope moo moo is ok too, strange things are happening to cows...

 

Jantje_Smit » 26 Apr 2023, 8:44 am » wrote: ↑

26 Apr 2023, 8:44 am

I hope moo moo is ok too, strange things are happening to cows...

 

Isn't that what flying cows are for?  Splatting welfare recipients who are so stupid they piss and **** on railroad tracks? 
 

Skans » 26 Apr 2023, 8:52 am » wrote: ↑

26 Apr 2023, 8:52 am

Isn't that what flying cows are for?  Splatting welfare recipients who are so stupid they piss and **** on railroad tracks?

The way I read it it's the cow that was pissing on the tracks and was hit by a train.. it's some way to die though, killed by a flying cow.. lol.. damn, I miss moo moo, she would have luved it..

 


 
 

Jantje_Smit » 26 Apr 2023, 9:51 am » wrote: ↑

26 Apr 2023, 9:51 am

The way I read it it's the cow that was pissing on the tracks and was hit by a train.. it's some way to die though, killed by a flying cow.. lol.. damn, I miss moo moo, she would have luved it..

 

Ohhh, now I get it.
 

Of course this happens in Texas!
What kind of MONSTER would eat cow genitalia and assholes?
Tai-Dog would never approve of this!
@Taipan  
 

nuckinfutz » 26 Apr 2023, 2:19 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Apr 2023, 2:19 pm

Of course this happens in Texas!
What kind of MONSTER would eat cow genitalia and assholes?
Tai-Dog would never approve of this!
@Taipan  

WOKE monsters.

Skans » 26 Apr 2023, 10:29 am » wrote: ↑

26 Apr 2023, 10:29 am

Ohhh, now I get it.

I was hoping the thread about about The View.
And that UFO meant "unfounded" because fears about this would be ridiculous.

nuckinfutz » 26 Apr 2023, 2:19 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Apr 2023, 2:19 pm

Of course this happens in Texas!
What kind of MONSTER would eat cow genitalia and assholes?
Tai-Dog would never approve of this!
@Taipan  

The Texas Rangers consider fried 'Mountain Oysters'......
a holiday delicacy.                                     

nuckinfutz » 26 Apr 2023, 2:19 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Apr 2023, 2:19 pm

Of course this happens in Texas!
What kind of MONSTER would eat cow genitalia and assholes?
Tai-Dog would never approve of this!
@Taipan  

"You don't look like no rootin-tootin
son-of-a-bitch" killer.
                                                        The Kid.
                                                        Unforgiven.  TCM. 2000 PCT.
                                                       ( I am drinking Jack)
                                                        (just another good movie).           

What kind of MONSTER would eat cow genitalia and assholes?
Many humans have eaten pig assholes thinking they were squid rings, which are nearly identical in appearance, texture and flavor (neither have much flavor).

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