Liberal Forum

My little town in the Olympic Peninsula of Leftern WA has become very WOKE. What was once an agricultural and fishing boom town, has become a horde of waddling toofless **** streetskanks with spray painted hair and failures to launch...or bathe. 

Starbuck's *** coffee is popular though.   

I'm not certain what the monetary ceiling is as far as prosecuting a thief in this town, but I know through an acquaintance who is in retail, that the pigs who are caught red-handed with pilfered items, are given a written and permanent "no trespassing order." That's it! Not even the most minor of misdemeanors. So, these toofless, jobless, pock-marked *** just continue to shoplift until they've hit every store in the town. Doesn't matter how many they get caught stealing from. They are never prosecuted.

Hey Kyle, where are you?