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For Zoomers and Alpha'ers who don't want to be middle class wage slaves living in a 1500 Sq Ft house in a **** part of town (or worse, renting a 800 Sq Ft apartment) for the rest of your miserable lives, I offer you SALVATION. 

And no, it's not creating the 8,039,523,761st YouTube channel sticking your ugly face in front of the webcam.

No, it's not OnlyFans.

No, it's not TikTok degeneracy.

No, it's not "going to college."

The retards who go to college typically make $60K - $150K/yr ($200K/yr in Silicon Valley is like $80K everywhere else so it's still ****), which is PITIFUL.

Listen up buckaroos, here's what you do:

1. Create a new retail outlet website, business plan, and PowerPoint presentations (use ChatGPT if you're a lazy **** who doesn't want to create presentation materials). Make your materials as amazing as possible.

Then you go around begging investors for money.

Not literally beg, but you know what I mean. 

You can use any concept that is "cool" and "hipster":

A) going green/environmentally friendly/non-toxic materials like bamboo
B) AI powered "personalized retail experiences" (there's a mini-AI boom currently going on, time to hop on the bandwagon) 
C) good/responsible vendors not from China
D) Elegant shopping experience online 

Just find a way to secure 5M+ in funding. 

2. After you lure some investors in, what you want to do is place HUGE orders of inventory. You don't GAF about whether it's economically wise to do so. Just make yourself LOOK BIG and GLAMOROUS. Buy the MOST EXPENSIVE and luxurious items you can find. 

Stock your showrooms to the max and don't be afraid to spend like crazy since it's not your money. 

Save every penny of your after-tax salary. Live at home with parents if necessary ($1500-2500/month rent is no joke) for a couple years - swallow your ego. 

3. After 3-6 months, you should be able to see the results. Are you making sales? Are people flocking to your store (both online/in person)?

Keep in mind "the market" is fickle and you can never truly predict if your retail brand will succeed or not. Given the odds, you will not succeed.

Do you expand and grow organically (Option A) or do you start to wind down (Option B)?

Option A: Increase marketing spend and work on "fine tuning" this investor-based startup. The faster you grow, the more revenue you can show on the balance sheet. This also allows you to increase the scope of investment and justify incremental salary increases. 

Option B: Oh no! Nobody is buying your ****.

Here is where you take every measure possible to delay the process whereby the investors oust YOU and install a puppet of their choosing because you failed to please your masters. Be sure to write VERY polite emails when investors demand to know why you are failing. Use every excuse in the book: bad economy, "we're still experimenting with ideas," employees aren't doing their jobs, blah blah.  

(You can use ChatGPT to write nice emails; be sure to add a few personalized touches to make it less obvious)

Option B is less desirable, but it can still work to get you out of WAGIE SLAVEY.

The important thing is you may need to repeat this process at least 2x (possibly 3x) to save up $250K. 

Process: Startup idea -> Investor Funding -> Spend, spend, spend like crazy to increase revenue (you don't care if biz goes bankrupt) -> Pay yourself $140K or as high as possible salary in the meantime 

(To be continued)
 

Part 2


In order to escape WAGIE SLAVEY, you need a large net worth of investible cash (to buy bonds, real estate, stocks, whatever).

Aim for $5M - $10M minimum. This is the ultimate goal - cash flow from stocks, bonds, real estate, royalties, etc.

For example, $5M invested at 5% is $250K/yr ($170K after tax, maybe $150K if you live in California) - $10M invested at 5% is $500K/yr ($285K after tax, maybe $250K if you live in California).

(If you are not getting 5% cash flow pre-tax, your investment skills are trash)

The fastest way to work up to $5M - $10M is to make some kind of "business exit."

Business exits are much easier if you choose to BUY an existing, reliable small business with cash flow ~$250K. Starting a business is always harder because you need to work 80 hrs/week to make it happen (and nobody wants to work 80 hours/week - unless they are retarded or insane egomaniacs). But in order to purchase a cash-flow positive business, you need around $800K - $1.0M.

(Small business with cash flow ~$250K with employees/manager on deck has roughly 3x-4x P/E ratio)

You can do a 20-25% down payment with SBA + seller financing...hence why saving $200K - $250K is necessary.

The average startup CEO gets paid around $140K. After tax you should be able to save $100K minus living expenses.

If you have to resort to option B from Part 3, you might need to repeat this process at least 2x. (If you do not mess up terribly, 3x should be maximum # of attempts) 

4. BUY an existing small business. Ideally cash flow ~$250K/yr with MANAGER/EMPLOYEES on deck. Verify seller's numbers by demanding last 3 years of tax returns.

(AVOID BUYING A RESTAURANT LIKE THE PLAGUE - buy something that will always be in demand like senior care, pet services, auto shop, cleaning business, whatever. Online businesses are good, but you need to understand SEO + digital marketing)

There are many courses/books on BUYING a legit small business. Make sure you do your research/reading.

At this point, all you need to do is not **** up greatly, make minor changes, and let YOUR wagie slaveys (yes, that includes the manager) do the work FOR YOU.

Many small business owners who already have managers + employees on deck only work 5-20 hrs/week. So not only is the pay better but you don't need to work 40-60 hours/week!!~

5. (Optional) Accelerate your retirement by acquisitions

Many small business owners do well but are unaware of a simple tool they can exploit so they can retire at 35, 40, or 45 instead of 50 or 60...which is to mop up other players.

This is especially true when, for example, the government uses a scamdemic to shut down everyone (except big players like Target/Costco/Amazon). If you manage your business' finances RESPONSIBLY, you can "buy up" other players when their businesses "get distressed." That $250K/yr can become $500K/yr if you do a couple of purchases with large seller financing deals (the BANKERS are parasites so avoid them as much as possible). 

6. (FINAL STEP)

SELL your business(es).

Congratulations, you now have $5M-$10M. If you are exceptionally talented, you may as well have $15M or more.  

Now depending on your performance as well as luck (some people get bad luck unfortunately - contrary to retarded Boomers' creeds, luck plays a pretty big role in EVERYONE's lives), steps #1 - #5 can take anywhere from 10 - 15 years. Maybe 20 years if you have multiple hiccups along the way. 

But a 25 yr old Zoomer starting out...they can very likely retire around 35-40 years old. 45 if they get unlucky. Which is STILL BETTER than WAGIE SLAVEY!
 
 

Part 3 FAQ

1. Can I do this with any startup idea?

Yes, but make sure you hop on the artificial intelligence (AI) / environmentally friendly bandwagon. That way you stand out to investors.

I highly recommend against software startups as those are EXTREMELY saturated. Instead, focus on auxiliary fields where AI can be used to augment customer service/experience (like, for instance, a private school that tailors students' learning experiences using AI as some students are more retarded than others).

AI is a buzzword but you don't give a **** about that. Just use it to your adv.

2. According to "investment gurus," Boomers, and other "wise people," I should buy a house. A house is a great investment, or they say.

lol

3. But seriously! 

If you want to retire at 65 or 70 (or never...) instead of 40, go ahead and buy a house. 

A house is a **** liability, not an asset. Your house could go down in "value" by 50% when the next Depression (2030s) hits. Meanwhile you spend thousands every year on property taxes, maintenance, HOA fees, and more. 

It's a shame a picture of a house isn't plastered all over the page in Merriam-Webster when you look up the word "liability." 

4. So I shouldn't buy a house?

You should not live in a ****, crime-ridden, environmentally polluted area.

That is the only prerequisite. 

I am personally in favor of buying a VERY modest house while you build up your NW...because once again, your goal is to RETIRE. Not to do this mundane/stupid **** until you get diabetes/strokes/heart attacks or develop debilitating chronic conditions in your 50s and 60s. 

5. How come I can't read about this level/style of advice elsewhere?

Because your parents are NPCs/retarded, your teachers are NPCs/retarded, and the corporate oligarchs want nice little slaves to do the work for them, preferably at cheap rates. (That's why the UniParty loves neoliberalism/free trade and open borders)

The US gubmint wants taxable slaves to fund the Lockheed Martins/Raytheons/Pfizers and programs like Social Security/Medicare.

So yes, the deck is stacked against you. But only if you don't know the rules of the game. Once you know, you need a game plan. This is just one of many but it is perfectly feasible. 

6. I heard people die slowly after they retire. Is retiring truly a noble goal?

If your life choices are "work for da man" till you die vs retire and die, you must be a very unimaginative person (like most Boomers). 

Can't you work on some personal construction project like building a greenhouse + hydroponics system in your garden?

Can't you go watch some local plays/dramas?

Can't you visit the wonderful museums of America?

Can't you write a sci-fi/historical fiction book? 

Can't you learn some new recipes?

Can't you learn how to fly an aircraft? 

Can't you go sailing on the clear ocean waters under sunny skies? 

There are LITERALLY THOUSANDS of options that open up after "wagie slavey" is NO LONGER A BURDEN for you. I can't even believe I have to answer this Q.

 
 

I heard people die slowly after they retire. Is retiring truly a noble goal?

What is true is that some people die on th job, and those that don't die after they retire... some slowly, some just keel over and croak
Dying is not a noble goal.
But everybody dies.

Wacko thread. Must be practicing to improve typing skills.

I call **** to the thread title. It is just another power of suggestion trying to conquer power of choice with one sided mantra.

LowIQTrash » 27 Apr 2023, 7:54 pm » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 7:54 pm

Part 3 FAQ

1. Can I do this with any startup idea?

Yes, but make sure you hop on the artificial intelligence (AI) / environmentally friendly bandwagon. That way you stand out to investors.

I highly recommend against software startups as those are EXTREMELY saturated. Instead, focus on auxiliary fields where AI can be used to augment customer service/experience (like, for instance, a private school that tailors students' learning experiences using AI as some students are more retarded than others).

AI is a buzzword but you don't give a **** about that. Just use it to your adv.

2. According to "investment gurus," Boomers, and other "wise people," I should buy a house. A house is a great investment, or they say.

lol

3. But seriously! 

If you want to retire at 65 or 70 (or never...) instead of 40, go ahead and buy a house. 

A house is a **** liability, not an asset. Your house could go down in "value" by 50% when the next Depression (2030s) hits. Meanwhile you spend thousands every year on property taxes, maintenance, HOA fees, and more. 

It's a shame a picture of a house isn't plastered all over the page in Merriam-Webster when you look up the word "liability." 

4. So I shouldn't buy a house?

You should not live in a ****, crime-ridden, environmentally polluted area.

That is the only prerequisite. 

I am personally in favor of buying a VERY modest house while you build up your NW...because once again, your goal is to RETIRE. Not to do this mundane/stupid **** until you get diabetes/strokes/heart attacks or develop debilitating chronic conditions in your 50s and 60s. 

5. How come I can't read about this level/style of advice elsewhere?

Because your parents are NPCs/retarded, your teachers are NPCs/retarded, and the corporate oligarchs want nice little slaves to do the work for them, preferably at cheap rates. (That's why the UniParty loves neoliberalism/free trade and open borders)

The US gubmint wants taxable slaves to fund the Lockheed Martins/Raytheons/Pfizers and programs like Social Security/Medicare.

So yes, the deck is stacked against you. But only if you don't know the rules of the game. Once you know, you need a game plan. This is just one of many but it is perfectly feasible. 

6. I heard people die slowly after they retire. Is retiring truly a noble goal?

If your life choices are "work for da man" till you die vs retire and die, you must be a very unimaginative person (like most Boomers). 

Can't you work on some personal construction project like building a greenhouse + hydroponics system in your garden?

Can't you go watch some local plays/dramas?

Can't you visit the wonderful museums of America?

Can't you write a sci-fi/historical fiction book? 

Can't you learn some new recipes?

Can't you learn how to fly an aircraft? 

Can't you go sailing on the clear ocean waters under sunny skies? 

There are LITERALLY THOUSANDS of options that open up after "wagie slavey" is NO LONGER A BURDEN for you. I can't even believe I have to answer this Q.
 

      A hundred years ago you could incorporate a savings and loan bank without having a lot of support from government or large corporation groups. 2023 is more like an old world feudal monarchy and so young people will be needing skills that are more real.  Even if you are somehow able to work independently your customers are going to be in various public/private subsidies deals and or working directly for the government. The pillow manufacturing guy has done most of the things that you have ponied out but is now having difficulty retaining a USA bank account. If a house seems like to much hassle, expense and maintenance work running a business is going to be like house maintenance times three.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxuXDLHHRrY



 

LowIQTrash » 27 Apr 2023, 7:05 pm » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 7:05 pm

Just find a way to secure 5M+ in funding. 


 

Oh. Is that all we need? Well, that's just pocket change. Not a problem. 

TRASH THROW-A-WAY THREAD!
 

nuckin futz » 28 Apr 2023, 9:40 am » wrote: ↑

28 Apr 2023, 9:40 am

TRASH THROW-A-WAY THREAD!
 

You mind every reality to the letter of the law, but your brain never comprehends any reality is a sacrificial lamb to saving humanity's control over the reproductions in this species living as eternally separated in plain sight.

guess what humanity's eternal deep secret is and why every reality demands an eternal debt of gratitude to leaderships protecting human rights to stay in characters assigned by rule of law? Life doesn't evolve beyond the moment here and every instinctive brain is aware of it.
It's Biblically epic making the story of Jesus being the Son Of God by a political empire converting from Paganism into creating the first global church of Christianity.

nuckin futz » 28 Apr 2023, 9:52 am » wrote: ↑

28 Apr 2023, 9:52 am

you are always ridiculing the living, defending make believe, debating possibilities, but never discussing how you exist naturally displaced in series parallel time occupying space only you being one of a kind just like anything else here.

You never discovered the one thing every human avoids discussing among themselves sharing time inhabiting space as specifically here now.

Nostradamus'omh » 28 Apr 2023, 10:08 am » wrote: ↑

28 Apr 2023, 10:08 am

you are always ridiculing the living, defending make believe, debating possibilities, but never discussing how you exist naturally displaced in series parallel time occupying space only you being one of a kind just like anything else here.

You never discovered the one thing every human avoids discussing among themselves sharing time inhabiting space as specifically here now.

Wow! I am surprised! I got my images back! I will try to stick to humor as much as I can so as not to offend the Rethugs!
 

PlumHollow » 27 Apr 2023, 11:25 pm » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:25 pm

Wacko thread. Must be practicing to improve typing skills.

LOL!  I thought the same thing.  Or, just pitching a scam.  Scams usually take 3 pages to explain, because if you explained them in 2 sentences, people would be too quick to realize they are a scam.
 

nuckin futz » 28 Apr 2023, 10:17 am » wrote: ↑

28 Apr 2023, 10:17 am

Wow! I am surprised! I got my images back! I will try to stick to humor as much as I can so as not to offend the Rethugs!
 

hey, sometimes software collects glitches, and I think your cookies are fouling up your search engine and this site being able to add your images. Not always the sight causing the glitch. this site has to go through a server. that server is as much likely to filter your stuff out as any mod on this site.

chain of commands start as community leaders and fellowships forming local city halls and local churches tied to a larger party or congregation of intellectual souls denying their sole time adapting to the moment here as county, state, country, global economics.

Internet is just one technology with several technologies accessing it. Understand how networking works inside out to outside in. Isn't that difficult to follow flowchart mentalities dedicate to ignoring one universal constant.

Go to a trade school. People always need things fixed.