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I just planted a new lawn and...
I just planted a new lawn and...
By DeplorablePatriot
27 Apr 2023 7:49 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
27 Apr 2023 7:49 pm
Some **** thought it would be funny to ride his bike across the freshly raked, seeded, topped with peat moss, and watered new lawn I planted. Left deep ruts in the soil. It was a lot of work.
Didn't catch the **** either.
Who would do that just for **** and grins?
A banana jumper who stole a bike?
Didn't catch the **** either.
Who would do that just for **** and grins?
A banana jumper who stole a bike?
27 Apr 2023 8:13 pm
lawns suck!!!! plant a garden. or, fence the area and raise chickens. people of usa waist good soil.
27 Apr 2023 8:28 pm
Waist?walkingstick » 27 Apr 2023, 8:13 pm » wrote: ↑ lawns suck!!!! plant a garden. or, fence the area and raise chickens. people of usa waist good soil.
27 Apr 2023 8:30 pm
**** kids have been around forever.DeplorablePatriot » 27 Apr 2023, 7:49 pm » wrote: ↑ Some **** thought it would be funny to ride his bike across the freshly raked, seeded, topped with peat moss, and watered new lawn I planted. Left deep ruts in the soil. It was a lot of work.
Didn't catch the **** either.
Who would do that just for **** and grins?
A banana jumper who stole a bike?
It was just your turn.
27 Apr 2023 8:55 pm
27 Apr 2023 8:57 pm
I make up for it by raising fruit trees, berries and alpacas for their fiber. And their poo is the best ever. Use it green and it will not burn plants. Got 15 new fig tree starts also and two that are producing.walkingstick » 27 Apr 2023, 8:13 pm » wrote: ↑ lawns suck!!!! plant a garden. or, fence the area and raise chickens. people of usa waist good soil.
27 Apr 2023 9:01 pm
Things suck when you don't have them.DeplorablePatriot » 27 Apr 2023, 8:57 pm » wrote: ↑ I make up for it by raising fruit trees, berries and alpacas for their fiber. And their poo is the best ever. Use it green and it will not burn plants. Got 15 new fig tree starts also and two that are producing.
That's mostly why rich people suck... according to people that don't have riches.
People think my good looks and wonderful penis suck... you get the idea.
27 Apr 2023 9:15 pm
if you'd zip up your pants, people wouldn't confuse the heads.DeezerShoove » 27 Apr 2023, 9:01 pm » wrote: ↑ Things suck when you don't have them.
That's mostly why rich people suck... according to people that don't have riches.
People think my good looks and wonderful penis suck... you get the idea.
27 Apr 2023 9:43 pm
walkingstick does not realize that wait and waste are homonyms, but with different meanings. I bet he was homeschooled, or perhaps attended one of those segregation "academies". They tend to be sparse on their curricula.
27 Apr 2023 9:55 pm
A dude cutting through...lol.DeplorablePatriot » 27 Apr 2023, 7:49 pm » wrote: ↑ Some **** thought it would be funny to ride his bike across the freshly raked, seeded, topped with peat moss, and watered new lawn I planted. Left deep ruts in the soil. It was a lot of work.
Didn't catch the **** either.
Who would do that just for **** and grins?
A banana jumper who stole a bike?
27 Apr 2023 10:50 pm
Both beautiful. I know that's what you meant.sunburn » 27 Apr 2023, 9:15 pm » wrote: ↑ if you'd zip up your pants, people wouldn't confuse the heads.
27 Apr 2023 11:07 pm
thanks for the complement. as a child i was abandon in a barn south of moose jaw canada. they caught me at 10, and forced me into a school. within a week i escaped. went on the run. made spending money by robbing old grave sites. in the late 40's thru and 60's i smuggled and laundered money for the communist. i am now 93 (no record of birth). i am totally uneducated. love it. had a great adventurous life.Xavier_Onassis » 27 Apr 2023, 9:43 pm » wrote: ↑ walkingstick does not realize that wait and waste are homonyms, but with different meanings. I bet he was homeschooled, or perhaps attended one of those segregation "academies". They tend to be sparse on their curricula.
28 Apr 2023 6:57 am
Speaking of which, I caught my dick in my zipper last night.sunburn » 27 Apr 2023, 9:15 pm » wrote: ↑ if you'd zip up your pants, people wouldn't confuse the heads.
I swear, I'm getting rid of these zip-up boots!
28 Apr 2023 7:51 am
People in America are cultured, are educated, and have a sense of pride and aesthetics. We are not the White *** of Europe, who still worship communism and plant cabbage in their front lawns to feed their sickly children.walkingstick » 27 Apr 2023, 8:13 pm » wrote: ↑ lawns suck!!!! plant a garden. or, fence the area and raise chickens. people of usa waist good soil.
28 Apr 2023 9:04 am
kinky bastard, quit trying to screw your boots.Zeets2 » 28 Apr 2023, 6:57 am » wrote: ↑ Speaking of which, I caught my dick in my zipper last night.
I swear, I'm getting rid of these zip-up boots!
28 Apr 2023 11:14 am
I hear you. I have to use the kid's urinal. can't handle that cold and unsanitary water.Zeets2 » 28 Apr 2023, 6:57 am » wrote: ↑ Speaking of which, I caught my dick in my zipper last night.
I swear, I'm getting rid of these zip-up boots!
28 Apr 2023 11:16 am
Damn! And I thought I was anal retentive!Skans » 28 Apr 2023, 7:51 am » wrote: ↑ People in America are cultured, are educated, and have a sense of pride and aesthetics. We are not the White *** of Europe, who still worship communism and plant cabbage in their front lawns to feed their sickly children.
28 Apr 2023 11:24 am
In a month- I'll take a pic of my lawn- you all will just DIE!
we have competitions on who can grow the tallest weed.
28 Apr 2023 11:27 am
.DeplorablePatriot » 27 Apr 2023, 7:49 pm » wrote: ↑.
Who would do that just for **** and grins?
A banana jumper who stole a bike?
Maybe it was paybacks...were you a bad kid ?
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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28 Apr 2023 12:01 pm
Funny you should mention that!DeplorablePatriot » 28 Apr 2023, 11:14 am » wrote: ↑ I hear you. I have to use the kid's urinal. can't handle that cold and unsanitary water.
I was 40 before I realized those were for kids.
I thought they were just for guys like you and me who had such manly cocks!
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