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Remember when Trump wanted to deploy troops to the Southern Border and dim-0-craps raised hell?
Remember when Trump wanted to deploy troops to the Southern Border and dim-0-craps raised hell?
By Buffalo
4 May 2023 11:26 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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4 May 2023 11:26 am
Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters
U.S.·May 3, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
EL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.
"Yes, the people who tell me what to do all the time told me this is needed," said Biden to an ice cream cone. "And If I don't do what they tell me I don't get any snacks! No, that's no joke! Seriously, someone help me! Where am I?"
Election experts say the military operation will be instrumental in facilitating the continued invasion of the U.S. by Biden voters ahead of the 2024 election. "Biden really could use this boost from the millions and millions of people just wandering into the country," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "These immigrant lives are totally wasted if we can't leverage their extreme numbers into a Democrat win."
Sources say troops are receiving cutting-edge training on detaining migrants, leading them to a voter registration table, and saying: "Firma este documento, por favor." Military sources say they hope to have 750,000 new Democrat voters by the end of the month.
At publishing time, the ones who refused to register had been placed in cages.
U.S.·May 3, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
EL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.
"Yes, the people who tell me what to do all the time told me this is needed," said Biden to an ice cream cone. "And If I don't do what they tell me I don't get any snacks! No, that's no joke! Seriously, someone help me! Where am I?"
Election experts say the military operation will be instrumental in facilitating the continued invasion of the U.S. by Biden voters ahead of the 2024 election. "Biden really could use this boost from the millions and millions of people just wandering into the country," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "These immigrant lives are totally wasted if we can't leverage their extreme numbers into a Democrat win."
Sources say troops are receiving cutting-edge training on detaining migrants, leading them to a voter registration table, and saying: "Firma este documento, por favor." Military sources say they hope to have 750,000 new Democrat voters by the end of the month.
At publishing time, the ones who refused to register had been placed in cages.
4 May 2023 11:48 am
4 May 2023 12:04 pm
How the **** would you know, you *** licker of braindead biden?
4 May 2023 12:18 pm
What is nonsense? The invasion or plugs handling of debacles at the border?
4 May 2023 12:22 pm
This is, of course, not nonsense.
Your 'because you said so' crap makes you look dumber than you already are.
4 May 2023 4:31 pm
Buffalo » 04 May 2023, 11:26 am » wrote: ↑ Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters
U.S.·May 3, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
EL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.
"Yes, the people who tell me what to do all the time told me this is needed," said Biden to an ice cream cone. "And If I don't do what they tell me I don't get any snacks! No, that's no joke! Seriously, someone help me! Where am I?"
Election experts say the military operation will be instrumental in facilitating the continued invasion of the U.S. by Biden voters ahead of the 2024 election. "Biden really could use this boost from the millions and millions of people just wandering into the country," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "These immigrant lives are totally wasted if we can't leverage their extreme numbers into a Democrat win."
Sources say troops are receiving cutting-edge training on detaining migrants, leading them to a voter registration table, and saying: "Firma este documento, por favor." Military sources say they hope to have 750,000 new Democrat voters by the end of the month.
At publishing time, the ones who refused to register had been placed in cages.
you do know that babylonbee is a satirical site right?
4 May 2023 6:17 pm
AWWWWW, REALLY? No ****!!! How many times have I posted a Babylon Bee piece here on NHB?
4 May 2023 10:21 pm
They're actually more factual than anything else you post.Buffalo » 04 May 2023, 6:17 pm » wrote: ↑ AWWWWW, REALLY? No ****!!! How many times have I posted a Babylon Bee piece here on NHB?
5 May 2023 5:45 am
5 May 2023 6:13 am
5 May 2023 6:17 am
you **** bitched and cried when Trump wanted to do it... all your past sins are catching up with you **** liberal assholes
5 May 2023 6:28 am
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