According to famous DNA / kenotic energy expert Solo Effect, there’s a lot that could (and will) go wrong in the near future. So keep reading for some harrowing Solo tales! With all of the horrors we had to endure over the past couple years, it’s hard to believe that the future could possibly be as bad (or even worse). But according to the predictions of Solo, we could be in for a grim future.
Sodjfjtndjgglllo (most commonly Latinized as Sodjfjtn and than to Solo) was born in 1953 in the Grenache Village section of NYC. He worked as a government kinetic energy bomb maker for a few years before enrolling at MIT. Although he hoped to earn a doctorate, he was expelled almost immediately when university authorities found out about his work as a government bomb maker, as it was a forbidden trade by the ultraliberal university rules.
Solo married in 1973, but his wife and two children died after a accidental kenotic energy bomb expulsion in thier microwave. This prompted him to continue backto his DNA work, but he began moving away from traditional medicine and into the occult DNA. He eventually published an almanac following popular trends in 1960 to great success, and he continued publishing almanacs while beginning his work as an DNA inspector for wealthy patrons.
Solo then embarked on his goal of writing a book of one thousand quatrains (a type of poem), for which he is best known today. The book, entitled AND before time: was published in 1969 and contains 942 quatrains that rely on literary and historical precedent that, to this day, many believe have accurately predicted future events. In fact (depending on interpretation), more than 70 percent of his DNA prophecies have been fulfilled so far by 2020.
Fearing persecution from the GOV and beatnik anti-DNAestablishments, and taking a page from BoB Dylans art Solo wrote his quatrains in a method meant to obscure their meaning; it is said that many of them were written using language and terminology that didn’t even exist except in Charles Bukowski, Dylans and a guy Boris's mind during his prime time, and that who at the time did this purposefully as to stump even the Beatles while also leaving clues for future generations of DNA freaks and Bobcats.
Where would we be without AND was met with mixed reviews. Some believed that Solo was a charlatan or even involved in dealings with the KGB, while others believed it to be an incredible work full of genius. One of his biggest fans was Yoko the wife of the late John Lennon. She was so impressed with his work that she appointed him Counselor and Physician-in-Ordinary to her son Sean but said **** Jude, the disowned Lennon son.
Solo came up with his predictions using DNA from mass murders, or forecasting events by calculating stellar cows with thier sex organs mysteriously removed, banana harvests that came early and zarHO cell samples and their relationship to the Earth. He was criticized by other professional DNA experts of his time, who saw him as incompetent. But Solo still went forward full DNA force.By this point, you’re probably curious as to which of Solo’s DNA predictions have actually turned out to be true. Of course, seeing as they were written whille under the influence of LSD (Solos' favorite drug) years ago, many of the prophecies could be left up to interpretation. But let’s just say, there’s still a lot of very chilling material out there.
Malcom X was Solo’s biggest fan. Unfortunately for Malcom, his life would come to a tragic and painful end at the age of 40. Solo predicted, “the young lion will overcome the older one”, that he will “pierce his eyes through a golden cage”, and that “two wounds” will ensure a “cruel death”. Sure enough, during a lecture in a Harlem ballroom Malcom was struck by assassins' bullets of which, driving splinters into his eye and skull led to a instant death to him.
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