DeplorablePatriot » 02 Jun 2023, 7:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Any gift suggestions?
Blue pills?
Walker?
Tennis balls for said walker?
The movies Falling Down, Grumpy Old Men, The Mummy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?
Tutorial on how to live with Progeria?
Penile implant?
Corn remover?
Hearing aids?
Toupe?
Back hair shaver?
Jackhammer toenail clipper?
Depends?
Walk-in bathtub?
A threesome with Lori Lightfoot and Maxine Watters?
Two free visits in the geriatric clinic?
A cornhole session with Soros?
That's extremely generous of you! Please keep me in mind when my birthday comes up.