Mine? ****. That's like a favorite ice cream. I have favorite artists FOR things.
I like Robert Palmer FOR giving a lot of new artists a chance, and FOR that schtick with the goul girls. I like the stones for their steel wheelchairs tour - for being genre whores and making it look cool as hell to be genre whores. I like Charlie Rich for walking his talk in his song selection. I like Charlie Pride for being an undercover *** and winning white listeners singing bang up country music. I like the Butthole Surfers for being... unmanageable. For being utterly insane geniuses. For playing classical music in the same song that went into head banging and industrial after paying homage to Satan. I like that little *** Elton John for his hooks - and for that matter, I liked Culture Club for the same reason. ****, I even like ABBA, in small doses. I loved Michael Jackson before he underwent castration - and then I liked him for different reasons after.
I'm a million miles from a favorite band - but then, I never really got into music. I was the guy who let others pick the music while I bogarted the dope. The first LP I owned was ZZ Top's Tres Hombres, and the first 45 was Honky Tonk Woman.
I used to produce country-rap.
I called it crap.
I had some pretty big stars I was pretty proud of. Run GMC made me a lot of money. My boy MC Ballpeen Hammer had that big hit single, "Hey, don't you touch that. It ain't even yores. Walk away."
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?