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Are You At A Nursing Home Or The U.S. Senate Chamber? 9 Clues To Look For

POLITICS·Jul 29, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate?? To help you solve the mystery, look for these nine helpful differences:
1.Nursing Home: Residents call out "Bingo!" to win money
  Senate: Residents call out "Aye!" to spend your money
2.Nursing Home: Costs $10,000 per resident per month 
  Senate: Costs $10 billion per resident per second
3.Nursing Home: Residents alert a nurse when they've soiled themselves
  Senate: Residents wave to camera as if nothing happened when they've soiled themselves
4.Nursing Home: Surprisingly, plagued by STDs
  Senate: Not surprisingly, plagued by STDs
5.Nursing Home: Aides tell residents which domino to play
  Senate: Aides tell residents which country to invade
6.Nursing Home: Pudding and smoothies in the cafeteria at 4
  Senate: Pudding, adrenochrome, and roasted flies in the cafeteria at 4
7.Nursing Home: Smells of death and fecal matter
  Senate: Same, if the President stops by
8.Nursing Home: A bunch of old, angry people yelling about missing Matlock
  Senate: A bunch of old, angry people yelling about missing Matlock
9.Nursing Home: Residents all still alive
  Senate: Residents were all, at some point, alive
It takes a keen eye to spot the differences - let us know any that we missed!
 
 

Quit voting these old **** into office. This is embarrassing.

Skans » 31 Jul 2023, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑

31 Jul 2023, 11:27 am

It's pretty sweet to see the world leaders politely help him off stage.   Behind his back- they must be laughing like hell!
 

sootedupCyndi » 31 Jul 2023, 12:09 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Jul 2023, 12:09 pm

It's pretty sweet to see the world leaders politely help him off stage.   Behind his back- they must be laughing like hell!

I doubt Xi is laughing behind Biden's back.  Certainly, Kim Jong Un isn't laughing behind Biden's back.  They are laughing in his face. Heck, we all are.
 

Skans » 31 Jul 2023, 1:49 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Jul 2023, 1:49 pm

I doubt Xi is laughing behind Biden's back.  Certainly, Kim Jong Un isn't laughing behind Biden's back.  They are laughing in his face. Heck, we all are.

ok ok- You are right- SORRY-
you luv it when i apologize! gees-us give me a break?   

sootedupCyndi » 31 Jul 2023, 4:35 pm » wrote: ↑

31 Jul 2023, 4:35 pm

ok ok- You are right- SORRY-
you luv it when i apologize! gees-us give me a break? 

Cyndi, I am giving you one free "give me a break" card.  No strings attached. You may redeem it whenever you would like.