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I'll start with one I borrowed.

There once was a POTUS named Brandon
Who’d **** himself when Air Force One be landin'
As his jet touched the ground
Brandon would frown, pinching out a pound
And his Dockers be packed and expandin'
 

There once was a VP named Harris
With a Clit so large that she cherished
Her gals tried to gnaw
using teeth as a saw
But in the end poor Harris was embarrassed.

A repeat:

They once was a Branden nicknamed Lancelot,
Who’d see a little girl and would glance a lot,
Whenever one passed
He’d stair at her ***
And front of his diaper would advance a lot.

DeplorablePatriot » 06 Aug 2023, 8:01 pm » wrote: ↑

06 Aug 2023, 8:01 pm

I'll start with one I borrowed.

There once was a POTUS named Brandon
Who’d **** himself when Air Force One be landin'
As his jet touched the ground
Brandon would frown, pinching out a pound
And his Dockers be packed and expandin'

 
A tranny named Zelensky
cokehead of Ukraine
Served Empire ***
but 400,000 dead Ukes is a drag
his blind service is in vain
 

There once was a goofball named Biden
Whose diaper was always slipping and sliding,
He knew when he’d ****
Cuz his clothes didn’t fit
And his pants were all full inside ‘em.

The once was a VP who bored us
Walked around with a 5 inch clitoris
When her gal pals went down
They’d come back up with a frown
Because that **** was way to enormous.

There once was a *** named Floyd
And everyone nicknamed him The Groid
He was too ignunt to obey a policeman's commands
So instead of enslavement, Floyd opted for pavement
And died from fentanyl as a nigpig Lloid