Your ugly, hillbilly mother made coon pie?Bruce » 17 Aug 2023, 12:42 pm » wrote: ↑ I’ve had coon, but I won’t eat possum.
Some things my vanity will not abide.
Nah, the coon was named Jamaal, and he claimed he didn't swallow.DeezerShoove » 17 Aug 2023, 1:04 pm » wrote: ↑ Your ugly, hillbilly mother made coon pie?
That's what illiterate skanks do I guess. Did she marry your brother too?
DeezerShoove » 17 Aug 2023, 1:04 pm » wrote: ↑ Your ugly, hillbilly mother made coon pie?
That's what illiterate skanks do I guess. Did she marry your brother too?
Remember When Late Night Hillbillies Mocked Ivermectin? – Now Approved By FDA To Treat COVID!DeezerShoove » 17 Aug 2023, 1:04 pm » wrote: ↑ Your ugly, hillbilly mother made coon pie?
That's what illiterate skanks do I guess. Did she marry your brother too?
I don't much like that type of cocksucker.roadkill » 17 Aug 2023, 1:15 pm » wrote: ↑ Remember When Late Night Hillbillies Mocked Ivermectin? – Now Approved By FDA To Treat COVID!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl8HCcMCN6g
DeezerShoove » 17 Aug 2023, 3:46 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't much like that type of cocksucker.
There was a time when I could stand Conan... Not anymore.
Seth is the best we haveDeezerShoove » 17 Aug 2023, 3:46 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't much like that type of cocksucker.
There was a time when I could stand Conan... Not anymore.
"We" meaning lefties. You're probably correct.
roadkill » 17 Aug 2023, 3:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Bruce is helping me define left wing hillbillies. I was right all along.
Thats a bit of a backhanded compliment....
POSSUMS CONTROL THE TICK POPULATION. YOU'VE BEEN EATING ANIMALS THAT THRIVE ON TICKS.Bruce » 17 Aug 2023, 1:48 pm » wrote: ↑ In the Missouri Ozarks only three mammals can be caught by an unarmed boy on foot, possums, skunks, and porcupines. You’d have to kill a porcupine with a rock, and be extremely hungry to kill a skunk by bashing its head against rock.
But I was a little bitty boy when I caught my first possum. I’d no more eat a possum than I would a dog.
Missionary Baptists will eat possum and coon, and to be polite I used to sample the coon, when I was among the Missionary Baptists to be polite.
It’s sort of like greasy roast beef, kind of.
But have you ever seen a possum crawl out of a dead cow?
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Possums will eat almost anything, and keeping clean is the furthest thing from their minds. Chances are before a possum wandered into your yard, it feasted on the neighbor's trash. It most likely ate rotten meat covered in hair and coffee grounds followed by rancid mayonnaise mixed with soggy paper towels.
https://www.citypestcontrolpros.com/are ... r%20towels.
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My excuse to not eat possum was the wayfaring stranger might eat possum, so I conserved them.
righteous » 17 Aug 2023, 8:28 pm » wrote: ↑ POSSUMS CONTROL THE TICK POPULATION. YOU'VE BEEN EATING ANIMALS THAT THRIVE ON TICKS.![]()
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AN IGNORANT LEFTIST HILLBILLY. YOU'RE A RARE BIRD BRUCIE
Awwww.Warcok » 17 Aug 2023, 6:14 pm » wrote: ↑ Fat *** thinks she's gonna arrest our president, She got another thing comin'!
Trump trannies like yourself eat dick hair.righteous » 17 Aug 2023, 8:28 pm » wrote: ↑ POSSUMS CONTROL THE TICK POPULATION. YOU'VE BEEN EATING ANIMALS THAT THRIVE ON TICKS.![]()
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AN IGNORANT LEFTIST HILLBILLY. YOU'RE A RARE BIRD BRUCIE