Liberal Forum

Treasury Secretariat Janet Yellen enjoyed a meal of hallucinogenic mushroom soup on her recent trip to China. She described the meal as delicious and didn't realize what the mushrooms were until later, when she fell off her skateboard while trying to navigate up the ramp to get on Air Force One. "I would have made it if the bags of 'shrooms I was bringing Joe hadn't got hung up on the metal detector," she said. 
Speculation quickly spread about the bag of cocaine found in Joe's House was actually hers, but she was quick to explain that she was into organic not synthetic highs.