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Bruce » 30 Aug 2023, 12:39 pm » wrote: ↑

30 Aug 2023, 12:39 pm

My wife wants to replace her electric range with a gas one so she can better can vegetables and meat.

I was raised up with a gas stove and I want to get on Craigslist and get her a free gas stove and set that bastard outside on the deck.

If you **** up using a gas stove it’s a fatal **** up.

The only reason for a gas stove is better heat regulation.

The electric lines where we live in Missouri were down for about three days in December 1972, and not more then a few hours since:

Electricity for appliances is better.

Honest hillbillies know that.

no it's not? you are funny- i have had gas for years? you like grease fires? you'll get it  on an electric?        
 

sootedupCyndi » 30 Aug 2023, 12:21 pm » wrote: ↑

30 Aug 2023, 12:21 pm

my background goes back years on propane. My old mans house had electric- It went on fire 3 times!!! hahahaha
that's nasty!
 gas-  you cant cook anything in an emergency.

last power outage- I wasn't prepared.  Need Coffee!  halp!!
ok? so i boiled some water ON MY GAS STOVE! How am i gonna do this?
My first try in the Dark- the coffee grinds were all over the place..
hmmmmm ?
so I put some coffee in a filter- tied it up with a rubber band dropped it in the water- had the most delicious coffee- boiled it slow. 30 minutes.
ah- nice fresh coffee. hahahaha...

Yer in a living hell.  lol  Thank goodness for coffee.     
 

Bruce » 30 Aug 2023, 8:00 am » wrote: ↑

30 Aug 2023, 8:00 am

 Explosion at home of Titans' Caleb Farley caused by natural gas, investigators sayAuthorities noticed smell of natural gas when they arrived at scene
By Chantz Martin Fox News

Fire investigators have determined that a natural gas explosion destroyed NFL player Caleb Farley‘s suburban Charlotte home in North Carolina, officials confirmed Tuesday. The explosion killed Caleb's father, Robert, and left another person with non-life-threatening injuries.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/explosio ... gators-say

Farley was white enough to pass for white and since he didn’t kneel at the national anthem  Fox News is crying about this like the death of a Pope.

But having too much money resulted in him buying a fancy, high dollar gas stove.

Fox News hurts.  Just, don’t do it.

Because all gas stoves explode... just like every unvaccinated person that contracts COVID and is a Republican dies... blah blah blah...

 
 
Here is why not to drive a car too


 

roadkill » 30 Aug 2023, 1:12 pm » wrote: ↑

30 Aug 2023, 1:12 pm

Yer in a living hell.  lol  Thank goodness for coffee.   

I am..
 That's why sometimes I'm just damn grouchy! lol
If i take it out on you for no reason- pay no attention! xoxox
The nearest man tends to get it sometimes!   just ignore it!  
 

sootedupCyndi » 30 Aug 2023, 2:01 pm » wrote: ↑

30 Aug 2023, 2:01 pm

I am..
 That's why sometimes I'm just damn grouchy! lol
If i take it out on you for no reason- pay no attention! xoxox
The nearest man tends to get it sometimes!   just ignore it!

No worries here...yer harmless and nice.     

sootedupCyndi » 30 Aug 2023, 12:50 pm » wrote: ↑

30 Aug 2023, 12:50 pm

no it's not? you are funny- i have had gas for years? you like grease fires? you'll get it  on an electric?      

The REA came to Southwest Missouri in 1948.

My Daddy bought my Mama a $200 Constellation propane kitchen stove in 1947 and I still own it.

The first electric appliance my Daddy bought my Mama was an electric automatic washer in 1948 to replace the gasoline wringer washer, plus Daddy bought Mama four nice big electric fans.

In 1950 Daddy replaced the battery radio with a plug in console model.

In 1955 Daddy built Mama a $5,000 brand  new house but Mama said she couldn’t ask the man for a new electric range so she used her Constellation instead,

Daddy died in 1971 and that shut down the replacement of gas appliances except the next year after she sold the alfalfa crop Daddy’s cows didn’t eat she replaced the gas clothes dryer with electric.

Mama had retired from teaching school in 1982 and she started selling real estate and the first big farm she sold she took her commission check, and bought a flat glass top electric stove and a big microwave and a whole house, through the wall, big window unit air conditioner. 

Me and Johnny had to move the Constellation to the summer kitchen of my Daddy’s parent’s home where it sits still today, forty years later.

In 2002 my Mama called me up and said to come down and look at her brand new $68,000 three bedroom two bath ALL ELECTRIC home she had custom built in town.

We looked in every room and Mama said wouldn’t Daddy be so proud, not even a gas line to the house, and flat as Kansas on a concrete pad with no basement.

Mama’s last flat screen television I bought her in 2008 to watch all the political conventions died just last year, and I had my son haul it off.

I can remember Mama watching it and accusing all men of thinking only with their dicks, because they’d want such a white trash, trailer park, painted up, stupid whore as Sarah Pallin a heartbeat away from control of nuclear weapons.

My mother did not die a Republican.

She voted absentee for that nice, decent young Barack Obama who had a beautiful wife and two sweet little girls, although Mama thought Michelle shouldn’t dress like Aunt Jemima.

I said don’t worry Mama, after he’s president every designer in the country will dress her up fine, and I was right.