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@Cannonpointer How many are we up to now???
@Cannonpointer How many are we up to now???
By Str8tEdge
3 Sep 2023 11:02 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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3 Sep 2023 11:02 pm
We know a LONG time ago, you admitted to sucking 2 dicks.
This is of course under the same principle as a drunk claiming they only drank two beers when we ALL know they drank anywhere from a 12 pack to a case.
So we can safely and prudently estimate it was 12-24+ total dicks you actually sucked back then.
Now we factor in time and the principle of gayness. No one stays at a constant level of gay. Gay grows with several factors such as wearing underwear pee-hole backwards, increased gay innuendo on political forums, etc.
According to my calculations, I'm going to conservatively estimate you've sucked at least 100-120 dicks on upwards of 20 different men. Two of which weren't even gay at the time.
Pretty sure my logic and numbers are beyond reproach/scrutiny so I'm asking you to FINALLY come out of the closet and tells how many dicks you've REALLY sucked?
Thanks in advance
This is of course under the same principle as a drunk claiming they only drank two beers when we ALL know they drank anywhere from a 12 pack to a case.
So we can safely and prudently estimate it was 12-24+ total dicks you actually sucked back then.
Now we factor in time and the principle of gayness. No one stays at a constant level of gay. Gay grows with several factors such as wearing underwear pee-hole backwards, increased gay innuendo on political forums, etc.
According to my calculations, I'm going to conservatively estimate you've sucked at least 100-120 dicks on upwards of 20 different men. Two of which weren't even gay at the time.
Pretty sure my logic and numbers are beyond reproach/scrutiny so I'm asking you to FINALLY come out of the closet and tells how many dicks you've REALLY sucked?
Thanks in advance
3 Sep 2023 11:21 pm
Wait. You're saying there are some men out there with 5 or 6 cocks?Str8tEdge » 03 Sep 2023, 11:02 pm » wrote: ↑
According to my calculations, I'm going to conservatively estimate you've sucked at least 100-120 dicks on upwards of 20 different men.
CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEEEEEY...
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
3 Sep 2023 11:26 pm
Should I have put a comma in there?Cannonpointer » 03 Sep 2023, 11:21 pm » wrote: ↑ Wait. You're saying there are some men out there with 5 or 6 cocks?mg:
CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEEEEEY...
I meant you sucked dick on at least 20 men multiple times with the other 80 or so rando hook ups. Rest area bathroom stalls, likely.
3 Sep 2023 11:32 pm
Str8tEdge » 03 Sep 2023, 11:26 pm » wrote: ↑ Should I have put a comma in there?
I meant you sucked dick on at least 20 men multiple times with the other 80 or so rando hook ups. Rest area bathroom stalls, likely.
You seem to forget that my actual official volunteer position in MULTIPLE counties which have not issued restraint orders is patrolling rest areas to STOP republicans from "hooking up." And now, I have to haze democ rat men away from ladies' rooms. I have a full plate - no time for a sausage-fest.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
3 Sep 2023 11:54 pm
Damn, I forgot all about the mentally ill predator transgenders.... But still. I believe I have close to a scientific consensus on the rest of my post and hereby claim it in mostly full standing.Cannonpointer » 03 Sep 2023, 11:32 pm » wrote: ↑
You seem to forget that my actual official volunteer position in MULTIPLE counties which have not issued restraint orders is patrolling rest areas to STOP republicans from "hooking up." And now, I have to haze democ rat men away from ladies' rooms. I have a full plate - no time for a sausage-fest.
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