Liberal Forum

Plese read at least once and know the rules will be strictly followed.  Thank you for your co-operation.

All posters must present a proper handle at the time of each PM.
Invalid internet provider numbers will be sent into the spam room.
All posters are subject to having a MOD read your post first.  Failure to agree with this procedure is grounds for denial of your PM being forward.
Posters under the influence of alcohol or drugs will not have thier post read until 48 later.
Proper attire is required at all times when PMing cockpointer.  Even tho we can not see you...you must at least be wearing a pair of underware.
Posters over the age of the age of eighteen (18) must not be living in thier parent or legal guardian basement.
All posters who mother is a *** whore will be closely supervised at all times before, during and after the MOD reviews thier post. 
New Posters (under 90 days) may not convey or pass any sayings that containts fruitcake, fruitloop, your sister has sex with *** or your mom is a whore. 
Speaking a lanuage other than English, Enbonomic or Spanish will immediately depleted by robot.
All posters forwarding post must be on the donation last in the last 90 days.
Loud talking, excessive emotional outburst, or any other type of disruptive behavior will be reviewed and and not resecive a response for 7 days.
A Poster will be automatically terminated if he or she says they want to have a three some with the Obama's.  
Thier daughters will be on a case by case bases.
Anyone who impersonates MackTheFingers memes, post or anything of that nature will be be banned for life including sok's.
Busting on cockpointer mom is strictly prohibited and privileges will terminated until $1,000 is paid into the kitty.
Anyone who badmouths cockpointers family (except for his sex offender brother doing life in prison and / or retarded sister he hates) will have visitation suspended for 61 hours and than in increments of 136 or 142 hours.
Violation of any of the above regulations may result in the termination of the visit and/or suspension of future visitation privileges.

Any attempt to introduce into the MOD facility, to wit: any written or recorded communication; any meme, fast food menu, clothing with lettering of any kind; or is intended to be used as an cyber code to dirsespect the cockpointer will be prosecuted under all applicable cyber federal and state laws.
 
Food for thought:  Before you send cockpointer a PM please make sure it is worthy of his highness reading it.